There was an old man with a hat,
Who got confused and thought it a cat,
So he gave it some meat and milk as a treat,
Then he put it out side for a crap.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 25, 2014 in children's stories, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared,
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have built their nests in my beard!”
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 31, 2013 in humor, humour, Stories for children
There was an angry old Troll,
Who wanted to get rid of us all,
So he started to sing,
Like Des O’Connor, real mean,
And bored us to death; did that Troll.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
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