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Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

In cobbled lanes where gears convene,

Stood Alice, goggled, quite a queen.

Her skirts of bronze, her boots so grand,

A clockwork wonder, wand in hand.

 

Beside her, Hatter, wild and bright,

With fiery hair and eyes alight.

A grin so vast, a teethy show,

“More tea, more steam! Where did time go?”

 

His top hat brimmed with ticking gears,

Ignoring all sensible fears.

For in this world of brass and steam,

A very mad and wondrous dream!

 

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Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace

Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace

 

Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace,

 Young Alice stands, a smile upon her face.

With steady hand, a ladle she does hold,

To stir the secrets of a story told.

 

Beside her, Fle, the aged old elf,

A gentle guide, in verdant clothing self.

He turns the crank of  the arcanum machine,

A bubbly brew, a vibrant, glowing scene.

 

From humble sacks of ‘FERTILIZER’ and ‘SOIL,’

The earthy base for their enchanting toil.

They add the Arcanum, a liquid bright,

A splash of magic in the cavern’s light.

 

The air is thick with whispers of the old,

A tale of wonders, beautiful and bold.

As colors swirl in the machine’s deep bowl,

They mix a potion to enrich the soul.

 

And watching on, a mouse with curious eyes,

Nibbles on cheese beneath the cavern skies.

The scent of magic, a soft, ethereal haze,

Fills Alice and the elf with sweet amaze.

 

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Alice tumbled into a fissure

Alice tumbled into a fissure

Alice found the elf by accident, as she found most things: by tumbling into them. This time, it wasn’t a rabbit hole, but a fissure in the earth, hidden by a blanket of moss and the shade of a weeping willow. She landed with a soft thump on a bed of ferns, her gingham dress a bright splash of blue in the dim, green light.

A pair of very, very old eyes blinked at her from the shadows of a gnarled oak. They were the color of faded leaves, and the wrinkles around them were like the rings of a tree. “Well, bless me,” a voice rasped, like dry leaves scuttling across a stone path. “Another one.”

Alice, never one to be flustered for long, brushed a stray leaf from her nose. “Another what?” she asked, her head tilted to the side.

“Another child who has lost their way,” the elf said, emerging from the gloom. He was slight and stooped, with a beard the color of winter frost. His name, he told her, was Fle. “I’ve seen so many. They all come seeking something. A way home, a lost toy, a purpose they’ve misplaced.”

Alice considered this. “I’m not lost, exactly,” she said. “I know where I am. I’m in a sort of underground forest, and you are a very old elf.”

Fle chuckled, a sound like gravel rolling down a hill. “Ah, but you are. Lost in the way that all mortals are. You are looking for an adventure, aren’t you?”

Alice’s eyes widened. “How did you know?”

“I’ve been watching the world for a very long time,” Fle said, settling himself on a mossy root. “And I’ve learned that the ones who fall into the quiet places are the ones who are looking for the loudest stories.” He gestured with a spindly finger to the world around them. “This place is full of them. The tales that have been forgotten. The songs that have been silenced.”

He told her a story of a talking mushroom that wept tears of light, and of a river that flowed with liquid dreams. He spoke of a queen who ruled over a kingdom of clouds, and a knight who wore armor made of moonlight. His words were like a spell, weaving pictures in the air, and Alice listened, her heart thrumming with the rhythm of his ancient tales.

“So, you see,” Fle said, when he had finished, “the world is not just a place to be. It is a place to be discovered. And sometimes, the most wonderful discoveries are found when you fall into the quiet places.”

Alice stood up, her blue dress a beacon in the twilight. “Thank you, Fle,” she said, her voice full of a new kind of wonder. “I think… I think I understand now. It’s not about finding my way back. It’s about finding my way forward.”

Fle smiled, a thousand years of wisdom in the gentle curve of his lips. “Precisely,” he said. And then, as quietly as he had appeared, he faded back into the shadows of the old oak, leaving Alice alone with the rustling ferns and the whispers of a thousand forgotten tales, ready to write her own.

 

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Alice on Top of the World

Alice on Top of the World

🌟 Alice on Top of the World 🌟

Alice climbed the tower tall,
Above the streets, above it all.
No rabbit late, no ticking clock,
Just breezes dancing ‘round the block.

The rooftops bloomed with flowers bright,
A secret garden kissed by light.
She twirled her skirt, her bow held fast,
And waved at clouds that floated past.

“Hello!” she called to birds in flight,
Who answered back with sheer delight.
The sun on glass made castles gleam,
The city shimmered like a dream.

No Hatter fussed, no Duchess frowned,
No Queen to shout, “Off with her crown!”
Instead she ruled with gentle cheer,
The sky her throne, her realm so near.

Her subjects? Windows, bricks, and bees,
And secret whispers in the breeze.
Her courtiers? Flowers, tall and free,
Her crown? A wreath of greenery.

So Alice laughed, and Alice sang,
Her joy across the skyline rang.
For Wonderland was not below,
But up above, where gardens grow.

And every soul who paused to see,
Felt lighter, brighter, suddenly—
For happiness, when shared, can twirl…
Like Alice, on top of the world.

 

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Alice in Steampunk Dalekland

Chapter One: The Clockwork Rabbit

Alice was minding her own business, which is the most dangerous occupation for a girl of her size and curiosity, because one’s own business has a wicked habit of becoming everyone else’s. She had laid out her tools upon the garden path—one honest screwdriver (which insisted it was quite respectable), a pair of tweezers (which took offense at everything), and a clockwork bird with its beak stuck slightly open as if it had been caught forever in the act of saying “Oh!” The roses wobbled about on their stems in a breeze that smelled faintly of coal and toast, and the daisies gave great, polite sneezes.

“Bless you,” said Alice, for she was a well-brought-up child, even when addressing flowers.

“Steam,” sniffed a daisy, quite dignified. “We are allergic to steam.”

“There is no steam,” said Alice, peering about. “Only sunshine and Sunday. If there were steam, I should see it, and if I saw it, I should surely say it.”

At which a discreet hiss sounded from under the azalea bush, and something somewhere went tick-tock, whirr-clank, hiss-puff!—the exact sort of reply that contradicts a person very rudely without saying a word. The roses coughed. The daisies sneezed again. Alice, being one who could not resist a noise that sounded like an argument between a kettle and a typewriter, put down the screwdriver and knelt in the flowerbed.

“I say,” she called into the dark. “Are you a mouse, a mole, or a machine?”

“None and all,” said a voice like a penny-farthing talking in its sleep. “Stand clear of the exhaust.”

Alice had just time to wonder if an exhaust was something you could trip over when the soil trembled and the bush erupted. Out burst a white blur with brass rivets, whiskers wired like telegraph lines, and a waistcoat stitched with gears that clicked themselves in a most improper fashion. It was the White Rabbit—only more so, as if someone had wound him up to a higher setting.

“You’re late!” he squeaked, and a valve near his collar let off an indignant toot. “Horribly, dreadfully, scandalously late!”

“For what?” said Alice, who did not at all like being told about her lateness, especially by a creature whose ears appeared to be tuned to the Foreign Stations.

“For the Invasion Tea, of course!” He tapped his breast, where a pocket watch had given up being merely a pocket watch and bolted itself to his ribs with a handsome row of screws. “The minutes are marching without permission! The seconds have staged a revolt! The hour has barricaded itself behind a samovar! Oh, oh!” He patted himself down as if he might find a spare minute in his pockets. “No time! Even less than that! Negative time!”

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Alice in Christmasland

Alice in Christmasland

Alice in Christmasland

***********************Alice in Christmasland
It was Christmas Eve, and Alice sat by the window, watching snowflakes perform polite pirouettes across the garden. The fire crackled, the pudding steamed, and a particularly opinionated robin kept telling the sparrows off for singing off-key.
“I do wish something odd would happen,” Alice sighed. “Christmas is all very well, but it’s ever so… ordinary this year.”
No sooner had she spoken than she heard a tremendous jingling, clinking, clanking sort of noise behind the fireplace. The stockings rustled, the clock hiccupped, and out popped — not Father Christmas — but the White Rabbit, wearing a woolly scarf and snow boots far too big for his paws.
“Late! Late for the Yuletide Fate!” he cried. “Oh, Alice, do come at once! We’ve got gingerbread hedgehogs, flamingo carol-singing, and the Queen of Hearts is threatening to cancel Christmas pudding unless she gets a jigsaw puzzle!”
“How very curious,” said Alice, who never missed a chance for curious things. And before you could say “sugarplum snail,” she followed the Rabbit into the fireplace, which had conveniently turned into a shimmering tunnel of icicles and cinnamon.
Chapter One: A Most Peculiar Sleigh
Alice landed with a puff in a land made entirely of gingerbread snow. A sleigh drawn by candy-cane reindeer awaited her, with a grumpy Dormouse at the reins.
“Hop in, or hop off,” he muttered. “We’re on a schedule tighter than a nutcracker’s knees.”
They zoomed past tinsel trees, snowmen sipping tea, and a crocodile chorus singing Jingle Bells in Latin. At the edge of the Sugarplum Swamp, the sleigh skidded to a halt.
“Out you go!” barked the Dormouse, and Alice tumbled into a forest where every tree was decorating itself — some with candles, some with upside-down socks, and one with an alarming number of alarm clocks.
Chapter Two: The Queen’s Very Unmerry Christmas
Alice arrived at the Royal Ice Palace just as the Queen of Hearts was shouting at a snowman.
“Off with his carrot!” she bellowed. “It’s crooked!”
“Please, Your Iciness,” Alice curtsied, slipping slightly on the ice. “I’ve come to help with Christmas.”
“Help?” said the Queen, sniffing her peppermint sceptre. “Then solve this jigsaw puzzle or there shall be no mince pies for anyone!”
The puzzle was shaped like a rabbit, but the pieces kept hopping away.
“Come back at once!” Alice cried, chasing a particularly smug piece under the sofa.
The Mad Hatter appeared from a snowglobe and offered his advice: “Try tickling them. Puzzle pieces hate being tickled.”
Alice tickled the rogue pieces until they giggled and shuffled obediently into place.
“Hurrah!” cried the Hatter. “Now we may eat until we are festively full!”
Chapter Three: The Feast of Fanciful Things
The banquet was held on a table that danced in slow circles to the tune of Deck the Halls. There were upside-down pies, invisible gravy, and crackers that told jokes in rhyme:
“Why did the turtle wear a Christmas hat?
Because his shell was feeling flat!”
Everyone laughed, even the Queen (though she later insisted she’d sneezed).
Father Christmas himself popped in via a trapdoor in the ceiling, wiping icing from his beard.
“Ho ho ho! Alice, thank you for saving Christmasland,” he boomed. “As a reward, you may choose one magical gift.”
“I’d like,” said Alice thoughtfully, “a snowflake that never melts and always remembers where it’s been.”
And so she received one — a shimmering, whispering snowflake that told her tales of every rooftop, chimney, and star it had kissed.
Chapter Four: Back Through the Bauble
All too soon, the sleigh reappeared, this time driven by a walrus in earmuffs.
“Time to go, young lady,” he said kindly. “Christmas Eve only lasts so long.”
Alice waved goodbye to the Rabbit, the Hatter, the Queen (who had warmed somewhat), and even the jigsaw puzzle, which winked at her.
She flew back through the chimney tunnel, landed softly by the fireplace, and found her house just as she had left it — except for one thing.
There, beside her hot cocoa, lay a tiny note tied with red ribbon:
“To Alice,
For bravery, cheer, and exceptional tickling.
— With love from Christmasland.”
And from then on, every Christmas Eve, if Alice listened very closely, she could hear puzzle pieces giggling, reindeer hooves on gingerbread roofs, and the White Rabbit jingling his way through the snow.
 

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Chase the White Rabbit: A New Alice in Wonderland Adventure

Chase the White Rabbit: A New Alice in Wonderland Adventure
a new alice in wonderland story

Alice was sipping her tea with a sigh,
When a blur dashed past with a glint in its eye.
A rabbit—white-furred, with a waistcoat and frown—
Was muttering, “Goodness! I’m terribly down!”

She blinked once or twice, then sprang to her feet,
For chasing odd rabbits is never a feat
That’s best left to reason, or clocks, or to maps—
So off she did tumble through twists, turns, and gaps.

He darted through hedges, then dove down a hole,
(A perfectly rabbit-sized dark rabbit hole),
And Alice, not stopping to question the fall,
Went tumbling behind, skirts and ribbons and all.

She fell past the teacups, past tables and hats,
Past mirrors and muffins and sleepy old cats.
She landed (quite gently) on carpeting red—
The White Rabbit gone, but his echo just said:

“I’m late for a something! A thing! Or a who!”
(Though what that might mean, Alice hadn’t a clue.)
Still, onward she went in pursuit of his tail,
Through puddles of poetry, puddings and snail.

So if ever you’re feeling a touch out of sorts,
And time seems to twitch in peculiar contorts,
Just follow the White Rabbit—don’t ask him why—
For Wonderland waits where the clocks go awry.

 

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I am a Cat, it said smiling at her

I am a Cat, it said smiling at her,

A Cheshire Cat, you can tell by my fur,

My paws and whiskers are also a hint,

But the smile on my face is most significant.

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I can see by your fur, said Alice – I do,

And also your paws and whiskers – it’s true,

But that smile on your face has me all in a tizz,

Coming and going in such a whiz.

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Still smiling at Alice, the Cat dryly replied,

You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,

If the smile on my face was gone – it’s a fact,

No one would listen or look at this Cat.

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Without offering Alice the chance to reply,

The Cat went on with his horrible lie,

Creeping closer and closer, until ever so near,

When he pounced, lashed out, cutting her ear.

*

Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,

Alice said, Oh, I was such a clown,

To have ever believed a Cat with a grin,

Take that, and that, you horrible thing!

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A Cuddly Koala

I am a koala, it said smiling at her,
A cuddly koala, you can tell by my fur,
My paws and claws give also a hint,
And the smile on my face is significant.

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I can see by your fur, Alice answered, I do,
And also your paws and claws; it’s true,
But the look on your face has me all in a whirl,
A smiling koala is alien to this girl.

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Still smiling at Alice, the koala replied,
You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,
If the smile on my face was gone; it’s the truth,
No one would believe in this koala, forsooth.

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Without offering Alice the chance to reply,
The marsupial went on with his horrible lie,
Creeping closer and closer, until ever so near,
He pounced, lashed out, and cut her left ear.

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Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,
Alice said, I was such a sad clown,
To have listened to you, an animal smiler,
Take that, and that, you horrible liar!

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I am laughing Larry

I am Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry today,
I am laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hey hey!
You may think I’m not too serious, and I might even agree,
But I’m still Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hee hee.

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