There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
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Author Archives: The Crazymad Writer
John Denver – This Old Guitar
I am sorry for the way things are in China
is another one of my favorite John Denver songs.
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John Denver wrote SO MANY wonderful songs.
Potholes from Hell
Potholes from Hell
When I am out driving my car,
I love my car; it’s a fine old car,
I watch the road ahead,
The road ahead, for potholes ahead,
Irish roads are a disgrace,
It’s a pothole place – a dangerous place!
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While out walking the street,
On my two feet, my own two feet,
I fell into a pothole big,
Very big – extremely big,
It broke my face, my poor old face,
It’s a shocking disgrace!
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I wrote to the Council,
And told them this, that I hurt myself,
In a pothole big – extremely big,
They said me, poor old me,
They would sell me the stuff,
The pothole stuff,
So I could fill them in,
The potholes in,
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It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?
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I once had a car, so fine
I once had a car, so fine,
I washed it all of the time,
From morning to night,
Until I caught fright,
When it crumbled to rust, so fine.
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The Dubliners – In The Rare Old Times
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Tales of the Extraordinary by The Crazymad Writer
Tales of the Extraordinary
By The Crazymad Writer
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Fizzy, Cherry Cola
Fizzy, Cherry Cola
By The Crazymad Writer
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The Crazymad Writer Writes Again 