There was a little cat that wanted a little fun,
So up the chimney he did run,
What a shocking brat with the neighbour’s cat,
Up the chimney having fun, fun, fun.
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Castleknock Henry and friend
What is the speed of darkness?
If the speed of light is 186,282 miles per second, what is the speed of darkness?
Castleknock Henry went for a pee
Castleknock Henry went for a pee,
On a fine morning in May,
When he had finished,
He grinned and then grimaced,
At having chosen a rose bush that day.
Cool is my game
I am Henry, a cat, and cool is my game,
Strutting through Castleknock, looking for dames,
Sweet chicks to fondle pamper and delight,
Meowing them sweetly while giving the eye,
It’s a cat thing I do, please try to understand,
It’s why I am here in this fair and green land,
Creating my offspring, far too many to count,
I have to dash off now; I see a cat I can mount.
Castleknock Henry
Castleknock Henry is a fine cat,
Enjoying his food while getting quite fat,
Off to the garden he sets off in hast,
To find a nice spot to dispose of his waste,
Around and around the garden he goes,
But all that he finds is cobblelock woes,
Oh, why is there nowhere to shit?
He hisses and spits, feeling quite sick,
This garden is not cat-friendly at all,
He snaps as he finally drops his big haul,
What have you done to my garden so grand?
Says Maria, his owner, this is not part of my plan,
A garden that needs no work to put in,
Take that and that you horrible thing!
Donald Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump
To the USA a media circus came,
Searching for the new president,
Donald said, Trump is the name!
One bright day he got out of bed,
And set off for Washington,
Though crazy in the head.
[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And said hello to the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Day by day Trump danced to the circus band,
When Donald was leading the ratings,
He felt so proud and grand.
The stunts that Donald performed,
Showed how he could take a bow,
While creating such a storm.
The best job in the land was calling,
Urging him further on,
Donald loved the run, loved the fun,
On the way to Washington,
Donald J Trump packed his trunk,
And said hello to the circus
Off he went with a Trumpety Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump
[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
American war machine of mass destruction
American War Machine
Of Mass Destruction
A Weapon of Mass Destruction
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
So bring it right here
So bring us some figgy pudding
So bring us some figgy pudding
So bring us some figgy pudding
And bring it right here
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
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