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Alice and the Clockwork Garden.

Alice and the Clockwork Garden.
Alice and the Clockwork Garden.
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The city where Alice lived was a place of endless hums and flickers. Towers of glass stretched into the clouds, their reflections looping infinitely in the mirrored streets below. People moved like clock hands, precise, predictable, and always on time. But Alice was different. She collected broken things: cracked lenses, tangled wires, forgotten keys. She said they whispered to her when no one else was listening.
One evening, while exploring the outskirts of the city, she stumbled upon an abandoned greenhouse. Its glass panes were fogged with dust, and vines had crept through the cracks like green veins reclaiming a body. Inside, the air was thick with the scent of rust and wilted petals. In the far corner, half-hidden behind a curtain of ivy, she found a small brass door no taller than her knee. It ticked faintly, as though it had a heartbeat.
When she turned the handle, the world folded, not down, but sideways. The air rippled like water, and she fell through layers of sound and color until she landed softly on a bed of moss that smelled faintly of machine oil.
She stood up and found herself in a garden made entirely of gears and glass. Flowers opened and closed with the precision of pocket watches, their petals clicking in rhythm. The sky above was a swirling clock face, its hands spinning in opposite directions. Bees made of copper buzzed between the flowers, leaving trails of golden dust that shimmered like static.
A signpost nearby spun wildly, its arrows pointing to places that made no sense: “Yesterday,” “The Hour Between,” “Nowhere in Particular,” and “The Place You Forgot.” Alice hesitated, then chose the last one.
The path wound through hedges that whispered secrets in mechanical tones. Every few steps, the ground shifted beneath her feet, rearranging itself like a puzzle. She passed a pond that reflected not her face but a dozen versions of herself, older, younger, smiling, crying, all blinking at different speeds.
A cat made of smoke and mirrors appeared on a branch above her. Its grin flickered like a glitch in a screen.
“Lost again, are you?” it purred.
“I’m not sure I was ever found,” Alice replied.
“Good answer,” said the cat, and its body dissolved into a cloud of static, leaving only the grin behind. The grin blinked once, then vanished too.
Further along, she came upon a tea party set in the middle of a clockwork clearing. The table was long and crooked, covered in teapots that poured themselves and cups that whispered secrets to one another. The host was a clockmaker with a hat full of ticking hands and a monocle that spun like a compass.
“Time’s broken again,” he sighed. “Keeps running backward when no one’s looking.”
Alice peered into one of the teacups and saw her reflection aging and un-aging in rapid succession.
“Maybe time isn’t broken,” she said. “Maybe it’s just tired.”
The clockmaker blinked. “Then perhaps it needs a nap.” He handed her a small silver key. “Take this to the Heart of the Garden. It winds everything that dreams.”
The path to the Heart was not straight. It twisted through forests of glass trees that sang when the wind passed through them. She met a girl made entirely of paper who folded herself into a bird and flew away. She crossed a bridge that whispered her thoughts aloud, embarrassing her with every step. At one point, she found herself walking upside down, the sky beneath her feet and the ground above her head.
When she finally reached the Heart of the Garden, she found a massive clock-tree, its trunk pulsing like a living creature. Its branches were heavy with pendulums, and its roots glowed faintly beneath the soil. In its center was a keyhole, glowing softly. She turned the silver key, and the world exhaled.
For a moment, everything stopped. The gears froze, the bees hung motionless in the air, and even the sky’s hands paused mid-turn. Then, slowly, the world began again, but differently. The ticking softened. The flowers opened wider. The air felt warmer, almost alive.
But something else stirred. From the shadows beneath the clock-tree, a figure emerged, a tall woman with hair made of unraveling ribbons and eyes like shattered glass.
“You’ve wound the Heart,” she said, her voice echoing like a thousand clocks striking midnight. “Do you know what that means?”
Alice shook her head.
“It means the dream wakes up,” the woman whispered. “And dreams don’t like being awake.”
The ground trembled. The flowers began to wilt, their gears grinding to a halt. The sky cracked open, revealing a vast emptiness beyond. The woman smiled, her face fracturing like a mirror.
“Run, little clock,” she said.
Alice ran. The paths twisted and folded, leading her in circles. The cat reappeared, now flickering between shapes, a bird, a shadow, a reflection.
“Which way is out?” she gasped.
“Out?” the cat laughed. “There’s no out. Only through.”
She stumbled back into the greenhouse, gasping for breath. The brass door was gone, replaced by a single flower made of glass, ticking gently in the moonlight. She touched it, and the ticking stopped. The city outside seemed to pause, as if holding its breath.
When she looked at her reflection in the glass, her eyes glimmered faintly, like tiny clock faces, turning in opposite directions. Somewhere deep inside, she could still hear the faint hum of the garden, waiting for her to wind it again.
 

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Alice and the Cauldron of Nonsense

Alice and the Cauldron of Nonsense

Alice and the Cauldron of Nonsense Song

 

 

(Verse 1 – Alice) One fine upside-down morning, the sky was askew, A rabbit hole landing, not into, but through. My dress was impeccable (A dreadful, bad sign!), I plopped in a pumpkin patch smelling of brine. “Where am I now?” I asked the soft breeze, It turned to a novel and flew through the trees. Then POP! like sarcasm, a loud, sassy sound, A new brand of chaos just dropped on the ground.

(Chorus) Oh, Blunderblot is calling, a whirlwind of glee, Where logic’s on holiday, wild and set free. With Wobbleberry Pudding and wands made of peel, The Cauldron of Nonsense is stirring what’s real! It’s not Wonderland, no, it’s gone off its rocker, It’s just Harry Rotter, the reality-shocker!

(Verse 2 – Harry Rotter) A scruffy girl rode a broom, made of hose and of tape, “Sensible’s here!” she grinned, escaping the scrape. “I’m Harry Rotter, Witch-in-training, you see, Mischief Certified, now—got exploding blueberries?” “I’ve a scone,” I replied, “It’s quite prone to talk.” “Perfect!” she cried, “For our magical walk!” Then a toadstool stood up, with a groan and a belch, “The Turnip Wands Incident! You shouldn’t be here, welch!”

(Chorus) Oh, Blunderblot is calling, a whirlwind of glee, Where logic’s on holiday, wild and set free. With Wobbleberry Pudding and wands made of peel, The Cauldron of Nonsense is stirring what’s real! It’s not Wonderland, no, it’s gone off its rocker, It’s just Harry Rotter, the reality-shocker!

(Bridge) The sky turned to paisley, the ground started to shake, An angry old badger on a tea tray did wake. “You turned Queen’s scones into gremlins!” he spat from his eye, “But gremlins make croutons!” was Harry’s reply. Then a jellyfish floated, of homework and dread, “You mixed rhubarb and Potion 3½!” it overhead said. “The Cauldron is broken!” Harry gasped, filled with fear, “Quick, the Spell of Almost-Rectification is near!”

(Chant/Middle 8 – Spoken Rhythmically) They linked pinkies, tapped knees, and chanted with vim: “Zibble-zabble, stew and bubble, Patch the holes and double the trouble! Bring back balance, just a smidge— Except on Tuesdays. Or near the fridge.” There was a WHUMP, a WHEEEE, and a BLARG! And everything stopped just outside the dark.

(Verse 3 – Alice & Harry) The grass was just grass, and the badger took a seat, A cup of hot tea was a perfectly neat, quick treat. “That was… something,” I said, with a thoughtful, slow sip, Harry winked, upside-down, and gave a small skip. “Next stop: The Ministry of Mayhem,” she decreed, “A borrowed dragon I need to return, yes indeed!” “Allergic to Tuesdays?” I asked with a smile, I was sold on this chaos, just for a while.

(Outro) So off they went skipping, one right and one wrong, The Blunderblot rhapsody plays on and on! With a talking scone muttering verses of Shay, And a dragon-shaped problem for another mad day. (Fade out with the scone’s voice) “…to be or not to be, that is the question…”

 

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Baby Hippo and Alice

Baby Hippo and Alice

Alice and the Baby Hippo

Alice once mounted a hippo one day,
Who’d lost his way in a puddle of clay.
He huffed and he snorted and splashed with delight,
While Alice held on with all of her might.

“Faster!” she cried, “to the edge of the sky!”
The hippo just winked with a mud-sparkled eye.
They galloped through rushes and lilies and foam,
Quite certain they’d never find their way home.

Through puddles of puddings and rivers of tea,
They splashed past a fish who was trimming a tree.
A frog waved his bonnet, a duck tipped his hat,
And a snail cried, “Good gracious! She’s riding on that?”

The hippo just chuckled, “I’m only a tot,
But galloping’s easy when you’ve learned the trot.”
And off they went bouncing, through dream upon dream,
Till Alice awoke by a murmuring stream.

Her dress was still damp, her shoes full of sand,
And she whispered, “Next time I shall learn how to land!

 

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Steampunk Alice and the Clockwork Christmas

Steampunk Alice and the Clockwork Christmas

Alice and the Clockwork Christmas

 

The first thing Alice noticed that Christmas Eve was the sound of snowflakes ticking. They didn’t fall with gentle silence, but with a soft metallic ping, ping, ping, as if the air itself were made of cogs and springs.

“Now that’s quite impossible,” she said aloud, tilting her head back to catch one. It landed on her mitten and immediately began to spin like a tiny gear before melting into a puff of steam.

She stood at the edge of Steamhaven Square, where the lamps burned with a golden glow and wreaths of holly were hung not with ribbons but with copper wire. From every chimney, plumes of scented steam rose into the night—peppermint, cinnamon, and, most peculiar of all, plum pudding.

Her companion, a brass rabbit named Tock, twitched his metal whiskers and adjusted his top hat. “Best keep moving, Miss Alice,” he said. “Father Cogsworth’s time engine has gone haywire. The town’s running backward every half hour!”

Alice blinked. “Backward? How can Christmas come if time keeps reversing?”

“That’s just it!” said Tock, hopping ahead with a little click-click-clank. “If we don’t fix it, tomorrow will never arrive. No presents, no puddings, just Christmas Eve forever!”

They hurried toward the great Clock Tower, its giant hands whirring uncertainly, striking thirteen instead of twelve. Inside, the gears ground against each other like grumpy carolers out of tune.

Father Cogsworth himself, a portly man with soot-stained spectacles and a beard full of wire, was pacing about, muttering, “She’s jammed, she’s stuck, she’s lost her rhythm entirely!”

Alice curtsied politely. “Excuse me, sir. Might I be of some assistance?”

He looked at her, blinking behind his brass lenses. “A child? Oh, heavens, what could you possibly do?”

Alice smiled. “Why, ask the clock nicely, of course.”

Before anyone could stop her, she stepped up to the gleaming core of the tower, a mass of ticking gears, glowing valves, and a crystal heart pulsing faintly beneath a veil of frost. She laid her hand upon it.

“Now then,” she said gently, “you’ve been working very hard this year, haven’t you? All those seconds and minutes, turning and tocking and keeping everyone on time. But Christmas isn’t about being perfect, it’s about pausing long enough to enjoy the wonder of it.”

For a moment, nothing happened. Then the great clock gave a sigh, like a giant who’d finally stopped holding his breath. The gears slowed, steadied, and began to glow with a warm red-and-gold light.

Outside, the snow fell normally again, soft, shimmering, and quiet. The bells rang twelve, true and bright.

Tock’s eyes spun with delight. “You’ve done it, Miss Alice! You’ve unjammed time!”

Alice laughed. “I’ve only reminded it to take a rest. Even clocks deserve a holiday.”

When they stepped back into the square, the townsfolk were cheering. Children were sledding down the polished brass railings, shopkeepers handed out candied nuts, and steam-powered carolers puffed out notes shaped like stars.

Father Cogsworth presented Alice with a small, golden pocket watch. “A token of gratitude, my dear. It doesn’t tell time—it keeps memories. Open it whenever you wish to revisit tonight.”

Alice thanked him, slipped it into her apron, and looked to Tock. “Well then, what’s next on our adventure?”

The rabbit adjusted his cravat and grinned. “Hot cocoa at the Tea Engine, naturally.”

And as they strolled off together beneath the copper snow and lantern glow, the clock tower chimed again, not to mark the passage of time, but to celebrate that, for one night, everything in the world, mechanical or not. had found its perfect rhythm.

The End.

 

 

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Alice and the Turning Gears

Alice and the Turning Gears

Alice and the Turning Gears

The air was thick with copper gleam,
A hiss, a hum, a waking dream.
Through gears that whispered, pipes that sung,
Brave Alice stepped where clocks were young.

Her apron caught the lantern light,
A beacon through mechanical night.
Her gloves were oiled, her courage wound,
Each heartbeat made a ticking sound.

The rabbit now was made of brass,
His ticking feet clicked on the glass.
“Follow,” he said, with eyes that spun,
“For tea is served when time’s undone.”

Through piston clouds and towers of steam,
She chased the echoes of a dream.
Each valve a thought, each cog a rhyme,
Each turn a twist of tangled time.

And when she paused, her goggles shone,
Reflecting worlds she’d never known.
“Perhaps,” she mused, “I’m not the same’
For dreams and gears both play the game.”

So still she walks through time’s machine,
Between the rust and silver sheen.
Her name a whisper, soft and clear’
Alice, the girl who turned the gear.

 

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Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

In cobbled lanes where gears convene,

Stood Alice, goggled, quite a queen.

Her skirts of bronze, her boots so grand,

A clockwork wonder, wand in hand.

 

Beside her, Hatter, wild and bright,

With fiery hair and eyes alight.

A grin so vast, a teethy show,

“More tea, more steam! Where did time go?”

 

His top hat brimmed with ticking gears,

Ignoring all sensible fears.

For in this world of brass and steam,

A very mad and wondrous dream!

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 3

Alice in Mirrorland, 3

The path turned to tile, a stark, silent square,

And Alice found stillness where once there was care.

The White Rabbit stood, a monument of stone,

His hurried-up life forever now gone.

 

No frantic watch-checking, no flustered refrain,

Just silence and stillness and a perfect domain.

The creatures knelt down, a reverent throng,

“The still one is wise, where the movers are wrong!”

 

“A watch that ticks not is a watch that is true,”

They whisper and worship, with nothing to do.

But Alice remembers a hurried-up friend,

Whose chaos and worry had no place to end.

 

She reaches to touch him, the marble is cold,

And a story of stillness begins to unfold.

A faint, hidden tick, a twitch of the lip,

A memory stirred by a hesitant trip.

 

“He loved his own hurry, his miserable pace,”

She whispers to nothing, then flees from the place.

The whispers pursue her, a prayer in the air,

“Forever still. Forever wise. Forever stone.” They declare.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 2

Alice in Mirrorland, 2

 

A palace of sugar, a Queen of sweet smiles,

A kingdom of kindness in elegant styles.

The air smells of jam, the banners all wave,

And no one can scowl, or else they’re not brave.

 

“Be happy! Be happy!” the Queen sweetly cries,

But the smiles are stretched masks above terrified eyes.

The hedgehogs in armour stand ready to roll,

To correct a sad face, or a sigh from the soul.

 

A servant is caught with a look of dismay,

And whisked to a chamber and tickled away.

Alice forces a grin, though her insides are numb,

For kindness has turned into a prison of glum.

 

She longs for a world where a frown’s not a crime,

Where being yourself isn’t squandered on time.

For a smile that is real is a treasure, you see,

But a forced, frozen one is a form of cruelty.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 1

Alice in Mirrorland, 1

 

 

Alice’s heart was a drum in her chest,

As the mirror gave way to a splintering quest.

The looking-glass fractured, a web-work of pain,

And her ordinary world fell to pieces like rain.

 

A thousand bright shards, each a different design,

Held a hundred new Alices, and none of them fine.

There was one with a frown, and one with a smirk,

And one bent with years, a sinister work.

 

“Which one is me?” she cried out to the glass,

As her selfhood dissolved, a bewildering mass.

A whisper, a sneer, a laugh like a chime,

Each reflection was stealing a moment of time.

 

Then the mirror erupted, a whirlwind of might,

And carried her off in a chaos of light.

She saw her true self, a reflection so bold,

Wave goodbye as the new story, now fractured, unfolds.

 

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Alice’s Rhyming Return to Wonderland

Alice’s Rhyming Return to Wonderland

 

 

alice in mirrorland, a new alice in wonderland story

A NEW Alice adventure coming here SOON.

 

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