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Baby Hippo and Alice

Baby Hippo and Alice

Alice and the Baby Hippo

Alice once mounted a hippo one day,
Who’d lost his way in a puddle of clay.
He huffed and he snorted and splashed with delight,
While Alice held on with all of her might.

“Faster!” she cried, “to the edge of the sky!”
The hippo just winked with a mud-sparkled eye.
They galloped through rushes and lilies and foam,
Quite certain they’d never find their way home.

Through puddles of puddings and rivers of tea,
They splashed past a fish who was trimming a tree.
A frog waved his bonnet, a duck tipped his hat,
And a snail cried, “Good gracious! She’s riding on that?”

The hippo just chuckled, “I’m only a tot,
But galloping’s easy when you’ve learned the trot.”
And off they went bouncing, through dream upon dream,
Till Alice awoke by a murmuring stream.

Her dress was still damp, her shoes full of sand,
And she whispered, “Next time I shall learn how to land!

 

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Steampunk Alice and the Clockwork Christmas

Steampunk Alice and the Clockwork Christmas

Alice and the Clockwork Christmas

 

The first thing Alice noticed that Christmas Eve was the sound of snowflakes ticking. They didn’t fall with gentle silence, but with a soft metallic ping, ping, ping, as if the air itself were made of cogs and springs.

“Now that’s quite impossible,” she said aloud, tilting her head back to catch one. It landed on her mitten and immediately began to spin like a tiny gear before melting into a puff of steam.

She stood at the edge of Steamhaven Square, where the lamps burned with a golden glow and wreaths of holly were hung not with ribbons but with copper wire. From every chimney, plumes of scented steam rose into the night—peppermint, cinnamon, and, most peculiar of all, plum pudding.

Her companion, a brass rabbit named Tock, twitched his metal whiskers and adjusted his top hat. “Best keep moving, Miss Alice,” he said. “Father Cogsworth’s time engine has gone haywire. The town’s running backward every half hour!”

Alice blinked. “Backward? How can Christmas come if time keeps reversing?”

“That’s just it!” said Tock, hopping ahead with a little click-click-clank. “If we don’t fix it, tomorrow will never arrive. No presents, no puddings, just Christmas Eve forever!”

They hurried toward the great Clock Tower, its giant hands whirring uncertainly, striking thirteen instead of twelve. Inside, the gears ground against each other like grumpy carolers out of tune.

Father Cogsworth himself, a portly man with soot-stained spectacles and a beard full of wire, was pacing about, muttering, “She’s jammed, she’s stuck, she’s lost her rhythm entirely!”

Alice curtsied politely. “Excuse me, sir. Might I be of some assistance?”

He looked at her, blinking behind his brass lenses. “A child? Oh, heavens, what could you possibly do?”

Alice smiled. “Why, ask the clock nicely, of course.”

Before anyone could stop her, she stepped up to the gleaming core of the tower, a mass of ticking gears, glowing valves, and a crystal heart pulsing faintly beneath a veil of frost. She laid her hand upon it.

“Now then,” she said gently, “you’ve been working very hard this year, haven’t you? All those seconds and minutes, turning and tocking and keeping everyone on time. But Christmas isn’t about being perfect, it’s about pausing long enough to enjoy the wonder of it.”

For a moment, nothing happened. Then the great clock gave a sigh, like a giant who’d finally stopped holding his breath. The gears slowed, steadied, and began to glow with a warm red-and-gold light.

Outside, the snow fell normally again, soft, shimmering, and quiet. The bells rang twelve, true and bright.

Tock’s eyes spun with delight. “You’ve done it, Miss Alice! You’ve unjammed time!”

Alice laughed. “I’ve only reminded it to take a rest. Even clocks deserve a holiday.”

When they stepped back into the square, the townsfolk were cheering. Children were sledding down the polished brass railings, shopkeepers handed out candied nuts, and steam-powered carolers puffed out notes shaped like stars.

Father Cogsworth presented Alice with a small, golden pocket watch. “A token of gratitude, my dear. It doesn’t tell time—it keeps memories. Open it whenever you wish to revisit tonight.”

Alice thanked him, slipped it into her apron, and looked to Tock. “Well then, what’s next on our adventure?”

The rabbit adjusted his cravat and grinned. “Hot cocoa at the Tea Engine, naturally.”

And as they strolled off together beneath the copper snow and lantern glow, the clock tower chimed again, not to mark the passage of time, but to celebrate that, for one night, everything in the world, mechanical or not. had found its perfect rhythm.

The End.

 

 

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Alice and the Turning Gears

Alice and the Turning Gears

Alice and the Turning Gears

The air was thick with copper gleam,
A hiss, a hum, a waking dream.
Through gears that whispered, pipes that sung,
Brave Alice stepped where clocks were young.

Her apron caught the lantern light,
A beacon through mechanical night.
Her gloves were oiled, her courage wound,
Each heartbeat made a ticking sound.

The rabbit now was made of brass,
His ticking feet clicked on the glass.
“Follow,” he said, with eyes that spun,
“For tea is served when time’s undone.”

Through piston clouds and towers of steam,
She chased the echoes of a dream.
Each valve a thought, each cog a rhyme,
Each turn a twist of tangled time.

And when she paused, her goggles shone,
Reflecting worlds she’d never known.
“Perhaps,” she mused, “I’m not the same’
For dreams and gears both play the game.”

So still she walks through time’s machine,
Between the rust and silver sheen.
Her name a whisper, soft and clear’
Alice, the girl who turned the gear.

 

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Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

In cobbled lanes where gears convene,

Stood Alice, goggled, quite a queen.

Her skirts of bronze, her boots so grand,

A clockwork wonder, wand in hand.

 

Beside her, Hatter, wild and bright,

With fiery hair and eyes alight.

A grin so vast, a teethy show,

“More tea, more steam! Where did time go?”

 

His top hat brimmed with ticking gears,

Ignoring all sensible fears.

For in this world of brass and steam,

A very mad and wondrous dream!

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 3

Alice in Mirrorland, 3

The path turned to tile, a stark, silent square,

And Alice found stillness where once there was care.

The White Rabbit stood, a monument of stone,

His hurried-up life forever now gone.

 

No frantic watch-checking, no flustered refrain,

Just silence and stillness and a perfect domain.

The creatures knelt down, a reverent throng,

“The still one is wise, where the movers are wrong!”

 

“A watch that ticks not is a watch that is true,”

They whisper and worship, with nothing to do.

But Alice remembers a hurried-up friend,

Whose chaos and worry had no place to end.

 

She reaches to touch him, the marble is cold,

And a story of stillness begins to unfold.

A faint, hidden tick, a twitch of the lip,

A memory stirred by a hesitant trip.

 

“He loved his own hurry, his miserable pace,”

She whispers to nothing, then flees from the place.

The whispers pursue her, a prayer in the air,

“Forever still. Forever wise. Forever stone.” They declare.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 2

Alice in Mirrorland, 2

 

A palace of sugar, a Queen of sweet smiles,

A kingdom of kindness in elegant styles.

The air smells of jam, the banners all wave,

And no one can scowl, or else they’re not brave.

 

“Be happy! Be happy!” the Queen sweetly cries,

But the smiles are stretched masks above terrified eyes.

The hedgehogs in armour stand ready to roll,

To correct a sad face, or a sigh from the soul.

 

A servant is caught with a look of dismay,

And whisked to a chamber and tickled away.

Alice forces a grin, though her insides are numb,

For kindness has turned into a prison of glum.

 

She longs for a world where a frown’s not a crime,

Where being yourself isn’t squandered on time.

For a smile that is real is a treasure, you see,

But a forced, frozen one is a form of cruelty.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 1

Alice in Mirrorland, 1

 

 

Alice’s heart was a drum in her chest,

As the mirror gave way to a splintering quest.

The looking-glass fractured, a web-work of pain,

And her ordinary world fell to pieces like rain.

 

A thousand bright shards, each a different design,

Held a hundred new Alices, and none of them fine.

There was one with a frown, and one with a smirk,

And one bent with years, a sinister work.

 

“Which one is me?” she cried out to the glass,

As her selfhood dissolved, a bewildering mass.

A whisper, a sneer, a laugh like a chime,

Each reflection was stealing a moment of time.

 

Then the mirror erupted, a whirlwind of might,

And carried her off in a chaos of light.

She saw her true self, a reflection so bold,

Wave goodbye as the new story, now fractured, unfolds.

 

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Alice’s Rhyming Return to Wonderland

Alice’s Rhyming Return to Wonderland

 

 

alice in mirrorland, a new alice in wonderland story

A NEW Alice adventure coming here SOON.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland

Alice in Mirrorland

Prologue: The Splintering

It was an ordinary afternoon, which was quite suspicious, for Alice had learned long ago that “ordinary” things have a habit of becoming extraordinary the moment one looks away. She was sitting in the drawing-room, watching the fire mutter to itself in the grate and glancing now and then at the great Looking-Glass above the mantelpiece.

The Looking-Glass had never struck her as trustworthy. For one thing, it was altogether too polished, as though it knew secrets it was unwilling to share. For another, it sometimes showed her reflection doing things she was certain she had not done—like tapping its foot when she was standing still, or frowning when she felt rather jolly.

This afternoon, however, the glass seemed well-behaved. Alice tilted her head; so did Alice-Through-the-Glass. Alice stuck out her tongue (not very politely, but no one was looking); her reflection copied her precisely. “At least you’re obedient today,” she said.

But no sooner had she said this than the Looking-Glass Alice gave the tiniest smirk, as though mocking her. Alice’s heart skipped, and she leaned closer. “That wasn’t me,” she whispered.

The smirk grew.

Then came the crack.

It began as a thin silver line across the surface, like a spiderweb spun at impossible speed. Alice drew back with a cry, for the crack was spreading, branching into a hundred more, until the whole mirror was a maze of glittering shards. And in each shard, her reflection was different.

One Alice looked much older, hair white as frost. Another was cross and scowling. A third was laughing so violently her shoulders shook. Some reflections looked away, some refused to meet her gaze at all.

Alice pressed her hands to her cheeks. “Oh, this is most irregular! Which of you is me?”

The reflections did not answer, but one of them—a solemn-faced Alice with eyes like wet glass—stepped forward. She did not step out of her shard so much as the shard slipped away to let her through, like a curtain parting.

“You’ve taken your turn long enough,” said the Reflection. Her voice was cool, not echoing but hollow, as if spoken inside a bottle. “Now it is ours.”

Before Alice could protest, the mirror burst into a thousand pieces that did not fall, but flew, whirling about her like a storm of knives. She tried to run, but the room had gone, the hearth, the carpet, the walls—all vanished. Only the shards remained, spinning faster and faster until they became a blinding whirlpool of silver light.

Alice gave one last shout—“Oh, I do not approve of this!”—before she was swept off her feet and carried into the storm.

The very last thing she saw was her own reflection, hovering calmly in the air, waving her farewell as if to say, Goodbye, Alice. We’ll take it from here.

To be continued.

 

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Alice in Steampunk Dalekland

Chapter One: The Clockwork Rabbit

Alice was minding her own business, which is the most dangerous occupation for a girl of her size and curiosity, because one’s own business has a wicked habit of becoming everyone else’s. She had laid out her tools upon the garden path—one honest screwdriver (which insisted it was quite respectable), a pair of tweezers (which took offense at everything), and a clockwork bird with its beak stuck slightly open as if it had been caught forever in the act of saying “Oh!” The roses wobbled about on their stems in a breeze that smelled faintly of coal and toast, and the daisies gave great, polite sneezes.

“Bless you,” said Alice, for she was a well-brought-up child, even when addressing flowers.

“Steam,” sniffed a daisy, quite dignified. “We are allergic to steam.”

“There is no steam,” said Alice, peering about. “Only sunshine and Sunday. If there were steam, I should see it, and if I saw it, I should surely say it.”

At which a discreet hiss sounded from under the azalea bush, and something somewhere went tick-tock, whirr-clank, hiss-puff!—the exact sort of reply that contradicts a person very rudely without saying a word. The roses coughed. The daisies sneezed again. Alice, being one who could not resist a noise that sounded like an argument between a kettle and a typewriter, put down the screwdriver and knelt in the flowerbed.

“I say,” she called into the dark. “Are you a mouse, a mole, or a machine?”

“None and all,” said a voice like a penny-farthing talking in its sleep. “Stand clear of the exhaust.”

Alice had just time to wonder if an exhaust was something you could trip over when the soil trembled and the bush erupted. Out burst a white blur with brass rivets, whiskers wired like telegraph lines, and a waistcoat stitched with gears that clicked themselves in a most improper fashion. It was the White Rabbit—only more so, as if someone had wound him up to a higher setting.

“You’re late!” he squeaked, and a valve near his collar let off an indignant toot. “Horribly, dreadfully, scandalously late!”

“For what?” said Alice, who did not at all like being told about her lateness, especially by a creature whose ears appeared to be tuned to the Foreign Stations.

“For the Invasion Tea, of course!” He tapped his breast, where a pocket watch had given up being merely a pocket watch and bolted itself to his ribs with a handsome row of screws. “The minutes are marching without permission! The seconds have staged a revolt! The hour has barricaded itself behind a samovar! Oh, oh!” He patted himself down as if he might find a spare minute in his pockets. “No time! Even less than that! Negative time!”

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