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You would?
Then, here it is.
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Category Archives: humour
Hang in There
11 People on a Rope
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman,
she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general,
and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping…
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Sparky Parents
Sparky Parents
I will tell you this, from me to you,
To raise good children all that you need do,
Is be good parents, be shining bright,
The spark of their dreams; the light of their lives.
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While they are young and when everything’s new,
Be their best friend and they also with you,
For childhood is fleeting, and before very long,
They will have departed the nest, and left you alone,
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So pull up a blanket, lay thunder the stars,
And dream both together of pipes, cloaks and cars.
Conkers Bonkers
Conkers Bonkers
Conkers is a pastime,
That we remember every year,
When September comes we search about,
To find these gems so rare.
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When we’ve collected bagfuls,
Enough for you and me,
We rush them home to sort and grade,
Into classes one to three.
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The first are left to use right now,
And try our luck at play,
The second, to treat, to cure and bake,
Into champions, I do say.
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The third are left for a whole year long,
Stuck up the chimney flu,
Until their day of glory comes,
I’ll make do with grades one and two.
Something is eating Kevin’s tomatoes…
Something is eating Kevin’s tomatoes…
Here is the culprit – and what a colourful one it is!
CHEAP FLIGHTS – There’s no such thing as a flight for 50p
CHEAP FLIGHTS
There’s no such thing as a flight for 50p
Ruinair
The winds of change are blowing, for sure
The winds of change are blowing, for sure,
The winds of change; the people want more,
Than cut-backs, and hardship; austerity time,
The people seek days of roses and wine,
Just like the fat cats, lording it up,
While the masses below suffer so much,
It must happen soon or revolution will come,
With help from the noose, the fat-cats are GONE.
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We are the ninety-nine percent
♫♪♫ People power will OUT in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We call on our leaders to follow our lead,
Support what’s right, not bankers greed.
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People power will TRIUMPH in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
Know you this all men of greed,
People power will conquer your greed.
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People power will PREVAIL in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We WILL have our way; we WILL have our day,
People power WILL NOT go away. ♫♪♫
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The Crazymad Writer Writes Again 