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CHEAP FLIGHTS – There’s no such thing as a flight for 50p

CHEAP FLIGHTS

There’s no such thing as a flight for 50p

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Posted by on September 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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The winds of change are blowing, for sure

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The winds of change are blowing, for sure,
The winds of change; the people want more,
Than cut-backs, and hardship; austerity time,
The people seek days of roses and wine,
Just like the fat cats, lording it up,
While the masses below suffer so much,
It must happen soon or revolution will come,
With help from the noose, the fat-cats are GONE.

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We are the ninety-nine percent

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♫♪♫ People power will OUT in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We call on our leaders to follow our lead,
Support what’s right, not bankers greed.
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People power will TRIUMPH in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
Know you this all men of greed,
People power will conquer your greed.
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People power will PREVAIL in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We WILL have our way; we WILL have our day,
People power WILL NOT go away. ♫♪♫
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Posted by on September 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news, Uncategorized

 

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There once was a country called Twerp

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There once was a country called Twerp,

That did all it could to usurp,

Other countries and states,

But all it created was hate,

What a silly old country is Twerp.

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, Limerick, news, poems

 

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There was a country called Zong

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There was a country called Zong,

That thought it could never be wrong.

Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,

It couldn’t be anything but wrong.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Limerick, news

 

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Oh, no – it’s Monday!

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Oh, no – it’s Monday!

 
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Posted by on August 25, 2014 in news

 

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Thank God it’s Friday

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Thank God it’s Friday

 
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Posted by on August 22, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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I am not Darren Shan

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I am not Darren Shan,

I am NOT, no, no!

I am NOT that man,

How could it be so?

He is something quite different,

From me; it’s a fact,

The Crazymad Writer,

Now where is my cat?

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Posted by on August 18, 2014 in news

 

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The Amulet of Oxmosis

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The Amulet of Oxmosis

Whilst out on a drive in my beetle, one day,
She put-putted along quite happily away,
Down streets so crowded with people, that’s right,
I was slap-bang in the centre of London, so bright.
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As I drove my love bug through old London town,
Watching the people all milling around,
Something caught my attention within this mad rush,
An item, in the gutter, all covered in dust.
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Applying the brakes, I screeched to a halt,
Then opened my door despite the retort,
From drivers not happy all with my tack,
You’re blocking our way, they shouted, quite hacked.
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I won’t be a tick, I said smiling at them,
As leaning down low, I inspected this thing,
That although almost totally covered in dust,
Glistened so brightly, like gold; it’s a fact.
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Wiping it clean, the gold sparkled, and how!
It’s an amulet and chain, I spluttered out loud,
Then apologising again, for the jam I had caused,
I returned to my bug amidst facetious applause.
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Slamming into gear, I tore down that street,
Away from old London, and all of those feet,
Where people could see me, and what I had found,
An amulet – my amulet; I left London town.
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Far out in the sticks, I slowed to a halt,
Away from all eyes, or so I had thought,
Inspecting my prize, my amulet, so dazzling,
With diamonds and rubies and garnets, enticing.
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It’s mine, all mine, I cried out, with joy.
I’ll be rich, I’ll sell it – I’ll sell it today,
Then a hand dove through the window, into my car,
And took it, it took it, my amulet so rare.
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What are you doing? I gasped, trying to see,
Who was taking, stealing the amulet from me,
Then I saw him, a man, bald-headed and robed,
With eyes so black, as black as coal.
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I am Miafra, he said, in a slow, haughty tone,
With this power, of Oxmosis, I will crush all my foes.
Wot, Nott and Kakuri will cease to be,
They will crumble and die, in ignominious defeat.
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The Amulet of Oxmosis, is that what it is?
That’s what I asked him, my brain in a tizz,
But Miafra, already chanting his spell,
Made ready to dispatch me downwards to Hell.
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Wait, WAIT! I pleaded, stalling for time,
I have some information, of the magical kind,
With that his ears perked, and he listened for more,
But all that I did was slam shut the door.
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Turning the key, the engine burst into life,
Put-putting away; it didn’t think twice,
With pedal to the metal, I swiftly sped off,
Forgetting all about the magical amulet.
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Yes, yes, I know, Miafra still had it, clear,
As he hastened away to Onisha, I fear.
To crush his opponents, Wot, Nott and Kakuri,
But that was their problem, for I had to hurry.
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If you are thinking of me as cold and aloof,
Leaving folks to their fate, not giving a hoot,
Then open that story at chapter, first one,
To see what will happen, and what can be done…
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The third world war is coming your way

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The third world war is coming your way,

The third world war, that’s what I say,

Amidst weeping and wailing and grinding of teeth,

The third world war put us all beneath,

The ground radiated, burned for sure,

Killed, destroyed forevermore.

 
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Posted by on July 30, 2014 in news

 

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