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Posted by on August 22, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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Ha, Ha, it’s Friday

Ha, Ha, it’s Friday

Roger left for work on Friday morning.  Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.

Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.  Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, ‘How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?’

Roger replied grimly, ‘That would be fine with me.’

Monday went by and he didn’t see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye

 
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Posted by on July 11, 2014 in funny story

 

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THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!

THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!

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Posted by on May 30, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY

THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY

by Joseph Messick

 

Monday comes and it’s back to work,

And oh I feel so blue.

Why can’t it be Friday at five,

Oh I wish that it were true.

Tuesday comes and I’m so tired,

I think that I’m depressed.

Oh well I’ll make it some how,

At least I’ll do my best.

Wednesday comes and I see some light,

After Wednesday it’s a downhill grade.

Only two more days till Friday,

And then I’ll have it made.

Thursday comes it’s getting close,

I feel better yes I do.

Tomorrow will be Friday,

Oh Friday I love you.

Thank God it’s Friday,

Only eight more hours to go.

Thank God it’s Friday,

I believe that clock is slow.

Thank God its five o’clock Friday,

Oh joy, oh bliss divine.

No more work for two whole day’s,

It’s such a wonderful time.

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Posted by on May 2, 2014 in poems

 

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Thank God it’s Friday…

Thank God it’s Friday. No, wait a minute,

it’s not Friday, it’s only Thursday – ARRRRGH.

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Posted by on April 17, 2014 in humor, humour

 

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