There was a young lad named Paul,
Who wanted to get away from it all,
So he took up sea swimming,
Then set off one evening,
Now he’s nowhere at all,
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Category Archives: Stories for children
The Mallard Steam Engine?
Welcome to my Crazymad world; stories for children and young at heart adults.
Takes a gander. You will be amazed, enthralled and mesmerized
by what i have here on offer.
So says the Crazymad Writer – ARRGH!
The Mallard?
No, Silly, it’s the Crazymad Writer steam engine!
Read the story through the lines…
Read the story through the lines, feel the warmth of reading time.
Dream of softly written words, warm we know, stories told.
As the reading days unfold, hearts grow warmer in the fold,
Peace of mind is all we know, warm they go, stories told.
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Stories for children and adults
by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.
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Stories for children and adults by The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.
Coca Cola and The Crazymad Writer
The PERFECT Combination
Stories for children and young at heart adults.
Flying High with The Crazymad Writer
Up, up and away
with The Crazymad Writer, for sure.
Stories for children and young at heart adults
by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.
Boeing 747 jumbo jet
I’m mad and getting madder!
I’m mad and getting madder,
It’s black and white; my writing’s all around,
And oh, I must be getting madder,
And all this show is trying to get me down.
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There’s a story in the making slowly dying away,
Sometimes I just don’t feel like writing on anymore,
And yet I know it’s more than worth the straining,
For another chance to write another day,
Come on, read with me.
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There’s a bookshelf in the corner slowly crumbling away,
Sometimes I just don’t feel like writing on anymore,
And yet I know it’s more than worth the straining away,
For another chance to write on the anon,
Come on, read with me.
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He’s crazy and he’s bonkers, as mad as flaming conkers
He’s crazy and he’s bonkers,
As mad as flaming conkers,
He’s altogether zonkers,
The Crazymad Writer.
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His stories are a dream,
When people read, they gleam
He really is a scream
The Crazymad Writer.
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Download a book today,
And join the mad brigade
Who love the tales he’s made,
The Crazymad Writer.
Stories for children
and young at heart adults
by, ME, The Crazymad Writer – arrrgh.
As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes
As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes,
As bonkers as conkers, everyone knows,
Stories for children and adults alike,
As bonkers as conkers, that’s right.
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The Crazymad Writer Writes Again 