Moreover, they are FREE!
Free eBooks – but only until Christmas!
Free eBooks – but only until Christmas!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 8, 2014 in children's stories, Christmas Stories, Christmas story, free, free ebooks
Tags: free ebooks
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones,
Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure building up. Then, Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit. This news stressed him even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were nowhere to be seen.
When Santa began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked and the bag full of toys fell to the ground, scattering them far and wide. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel
with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 8, 2014 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, Christmas story
Tags: angel, Christmas, christmas tree
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 8, 2014 in Christmas, Christmas countdown
My eBooks are free – but only until Christmas!
Download one today, and enjoy.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 5, 2014 in eBook download, free, free ebooks
Doctor Who?
That’s right, Doctor Who!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 4, 2014 in Christmas, Doctor Who
Tags: Christmas, doctor who
Today I went Christmas shopping,
Eyes a popping, so much to see.
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All around me things to buy,
This is now my time to live.
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I make a purchase, then another,
It’s no wonder I am confused!
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Lights a sparkle, Christmas glory,
Festive story, all around.
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Each queue I join, more souls to greet,
To chat and meet, and share this time.
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When shopping’s over, it’s time to ponder,
The meaning of Christmas day.
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The Christ boy-child, cahe down to earth,
Of virgin birth, heralding peace and joy.
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So, do remember this here story,
And share your luck with those in need.
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A new Alice in Wonderland Christmas story
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 4, 2014 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, Alice in Wonderland, Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories
Tags: christmas shopping, poem, song
Christmas Time – Mistletoe and Wine
The child is a King, the Caroller sing,
The old is past, there’s a new beginning.
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving,
Love and laughter and joy ever after
hours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Silent night, holy night
Its a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting.
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejo
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see.
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A NEW Alice in Wonderland story this Christmas.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 28, 2014 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, children's stories, Christmas Stories, Christmas story, Lewis Carroll
Tags: a new alice in wonderland story, Book, Christmas, mistletoe and wine, song
Is it Christmas or Xmas, that’s what I say,
Be it Christmas or Xmas; it’s such a wonderful day,
With pressies and drinkies and all of that stuff,
Whether it’s Christmas or Xmas doesn’t bother me much.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 27, 2014 in Christmas
November 26, 2014: Diving deep, headlong, full throttle into the spirit of Christmas, The Crazymad Writer has stunned the entire world by his generous and kind actions. You see, from now until Christmas Day he is giving his eBooks away, yes, he is giving them away, absolutely and utterly for free!
All that you have to do is click on the link CLICK HERE and choose which ones you want to download. Heck, why not download them all? They are free, after all! Christmas comes but once a year, so get cracking before everyone hears about it!
God Bless him, The Crazymad Writer.
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Here are some of The Crazymad Writer’s books
Tales of the Extraordinary
The Witches
Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World
Harry Rotter
Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous
Slug Talk
The Tales of Beetle About
Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2
Horrible Horace
Stories for Boys
The Three Faerie Sisters
A Christmas Carol Betwixt
The Fog
Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff
Stewed Rhymes
A Beer in a Burger Bar
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 26, 2014 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, a new Christmas Carol, eBook download, free, free ebooks, news, press release
Tags: Christmas, free, free books, free ebooks, news, press release
My eBooks are absolutely and utterly FREE to download this Christmas.
Visit https://payhip.com/ebooksforchildren … and enjoy
A Christmas present especially for YOU
from The Crazymad Writer
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 24, 2014 in children's stories, Christmas Stories, eBook download, free, free ebooks
Tags: Christmas present, downloads, ebooks, free, free ebooks, giveaway
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