Do you want to be certified as a true practitioner of Mysticology and Magic? If so, simply right click on the certificate, below, and save it to your computer. Then print it out, filling in your name in the space provided. You will then be an honorary member of the Onishian Brotherhood of Mystics.
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Stories for children and young at heart adults
by The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on July 7, 2014 in Stories for children, The Crazymad Writer
Tags: certificate, Magic, mysticology, stories for children
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The Crazymad Writer
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on April 30, 2014 in humor, humour, joke
Tags: best, new, stories for children
The Crazymad Writer
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on April 30, 2014 in The new Roald Dahl
Tags: stories for children
I am a mad writer,
A craymad man
The crazymad writer,
In rural Ireland,
I live in an old shack,
Writing each day
My stories for children,
Do you want them? I say,
My eBooks are ready,
Download them today,
To your Kindles and tablets,
Then read them, I pray,
You will love them, my stories,
And read them each day,
On your Kindles and tablets,
Until night daylight it fades.
The Crazymad Writer,
Writes on and on,
For your Kindles and tablets,
Until the anon,
Now I’m going, disappearing,
Fading from sight,
Till the next time I see you,
I will bid thee goodbye.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on April 30, 2014 in The Crazymad Writer
Tags: stories for children
Click HERE to be transferred to my online book shop,
where you can buy my exciting new eBooks.
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I don’t care WHAT you call me
as long as you enjoy reading my stories.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on April 25, 2014 in eBook download
Tags: ebooks, new, stories for children
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I don’t care WHAT you call me
as long as you enjoy reading my stories
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on March 26, 2014 in Stories for children
Tags: stories for children
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Harry Potter, Harry Rotter, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, harry potter, harry rotter, stories for children
Click HERE to purchase this eBook
This book contains five stories, about some of the strange, oftentimes bizarre things that happened to me when I was a child. I hope you enjoying reading them as much as I did, writing and remembering them.
#1 Legs through the ceiling.
#2 The air-raid shelters
#3 Jumping down the stairs
#4 My socks that changed colour
#5 A punt on the Thames
Plus two bonus features!
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Click HERE to purchase this eBook
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 27, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, Tales of Childhood
Tags: Air-raid shelter, childhood memories, E-book, England, Fairy tale, Literature, roald dahl, stories for children, Tales, tales of childhood
Bolf was a troll, and he had a little bag,
And he filled it up with trash, trash, trash;
Then he looked inside, and said to himself,
What a fine haul, what a stash, stash, stash.
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When he brought it home to his troll wife Joan,
And he told her to look inside, side, side,
She gazed in the bag and sang out with joy,
Such a fine stash of trash, trash, trash.
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Then they both sat down and ate the fine meal,
The very best meal they had, had, had, had.
The junk and the trash, and the tins and the crass,
Eaten with relish were soon gone, gone, gone.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in Aliens, children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Bookselling, download, E-book, ebooks, eBooks for children, fairytale, stories for children, the NEW Roald Dahl
Old Troll Bolf was an ugly old Troll,
And an ugly old troll was he.
He called for his wife, An ugly old sight,
And he called for his children three.
Every child was an ugly young child,
And a n ugly young child was he.
There’s none so rare or can compare,
To Troll Bolf and his children, three.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 19, 2013 in children's stories, Stories for children
Tags: bolf, Bookselling, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, fairytale, Postage stamp, stories for children, troll
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