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FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, that's what I say, FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, courtesy of ME, The Crazymad Writer. Stories for children and young at heart adults. And remember, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE!

A Christmas Carol (a NEW one, that is)

A Christmas Carol (a NEW one, that is)

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt

Christmas: a Carol Betwixt

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I Fell into a Pothole

When I am out driving my car,

I love my car; it’s a fine old car,

I watch the road ahead,

The road ahead, for potholes ahead,

You see, I’m driving in Ireland,

A pothole place – a dangerous place!

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When I was out walking the street,

On my two feet, my own two feet,

I fell into a pothole big,

Very big – extremely big,

It broke my face, my poor old face,

It’s a shocking disgrace!

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I wrote to the Council,

And told them this, that I hurt myself,

In a pothole big – extremely big,

They said me, poor old me,

They would sell me the stuff,

The stuff, the pothole stuff,

So I could fill the pothole,

That giant big potholes

FOR THEM.

It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?

 
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Posted by on November 18, 2013 in Ireland, potholes

 

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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff

Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,

Aliens landed; that is a fact,

In the dark of the night it happened, it did,

At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.

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Boney M – Mary’s Boy Child / Oh My Lord

Boney M

 

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I believe in Father Christmas – Greg Lake

I believe in father Christmas

 

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The Chimes (A Goblin Story for Christmas) eBook

The Chimes (A Goblin Story for Christmas)

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Merry Christmas from Dalek Zeg (what did you expect, a turkey?)

Merry Christmas from Dalek Zeg

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Dalek Zeg And His Friend

 

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A Magical Austin Princess

A Magical Austin Princess (wedge)

 

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John Lewis Christmas Advert 2013 – The Bear & The Hare

John Lewis Christmas Advert 2013

The Bear & The Hare

Merry Christmas from The Crazymad Writer

 

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Father Christmas in his new green and white suit

Father Christmas in GREEN, not red

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A Christmas Fairytale

 Christmas Eve so still I know,

But something’s in the wind,

There’s a sense of magic about,

It’s now we need our friends.

Christmas Eve began no different from any other morning this year. Yawning, I opened the blind to see what the day outside offered. It was cold and dark, a typical midwinter day, with a coating frost covering the ground, my car and a few scattered toys the children had absentmindedly left on the driveway the previous evening. Gazing through the steamed up windowpane, onto the frosty wonderland outside, I felt almost as cold as the weather outside. Grabbing hold of my dressing gown I donned quickly it. Embracing its wonderful warmth, I pulled it tightly closed around me. “That’s better,” I whispered, mindful of my wife and children who were still fast asleep in their beds.

Yawning some more, I ambled out from the bedroom, along the hallway then into the kitchen, where I plugged in the kettle for the most important part of the day; my first mug of coffee. For someone who has never imbibed of this aromatic concoction it is impossible for them to understand the importance, the urgency of it. Watching the granules dribble off the spoon, into my mug, sent my pulse racing, in anticipation of the delightful drink I was about to enjoy. “Coffee’s coming!” I said reassuringly to myself.

Pouring the hot, boiling water into my mug, drowning the coffee beans and realising their magical aroma, I smiled. Last, but not least, I added a few drops of milk; to colour it. My coffee was now ready to drink. Raising the mug to my lips, I drank heartily from it. It was truly wonderful.

Pulling out a stool from under the breakfast bar, I sat upon it. Grabbing hold of the TV remote control, I pressed the green button upon it, and then waited for the picture to appear. Being quite old, the TV took some time to warm up. When the picture finally appeared, my mind was drawn away from my coffee, to the scene playing upon it. Sitting erect, I stared incredulously at it. Edging closer and closer to the cathode ray tube, I gasped, “It’s him! That can’t be right. Where have the TV presenters gone?” I asked. Rubbing my eyes disbelievingly, I said, “It’s him! It really is him – FATHER CHRISTMAS!” I said it over and over again, as if in doing so might make some sense of it.

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A Christmas Fairytale – Plus three bonus stories

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