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David Cameron’s EU referendum plan

13 Jan

You put the right side in,
The left side out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put Eurocrats in,
Democracy out,
In, out, in, out,
Mix it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put the fat cats in,
And freedom out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put the fascists in,
Your liberty out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put your whole world in,
Your old life out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about,

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!!!

 
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Posted by on January 13, 2016 in EU, fantasy, funny story, politics

 

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Bolf

13 Jan

Bolf

An elf with an unfortunate name

A free eBook you can download today

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Posted by on January 13, 2016 in free, free ebooks

 

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It sure was cold last night

11 Jan

It sure was cold last night…

The garden Troll sill hasn’t got over it.

I am NOT Roald Dahl

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courtesy of The Crazymad Writer

 
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Posted by on January 11, 2016 in free, free ebooks

 

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My New Year Wish…

01 Jan

May the New Year, 2016, be the

year of The Crazymad Writer

It should be, because his eBooks

are FREE FREE FREE

See ya

free ebook

Free eBooks, for sure, from me to you.

 
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Happy New Year

31 Dec

New Year’s Eve, so still I know,
But something’s in the wind,
There’s a sense of magic about,
It’s now we need our friends.

Happy New Year 2016

 
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Posted by on December 31, 2015 in Happy New Year

 

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Happy New Year

30 Dec

I wish you all a Happy, Prosperous and Peaceful New Year

Happy New Year of Princessing at the Crazymad Writer's blog

Happy new Year of Princessing.

 
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Bucko and Champs – Deck the shed with bits of Wattle.

19 Dec

Merry Christmas, Australia.

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Deck the sheds with bits of wattle*, fa la la la, la la la la,
Whack some gum leaves in a bottle, fa la la la, la la la la la,
All the shops are open Sundies, fa la la la, la la la la,
Buy you Dad some socks and undies, fa la la la, la la la la la.

Deck the sheds with bits of gumtree, fa la la la, la la la la,
Hang the deco’s off the plum tree, fa la la la, la la la la la,
Plant some kisses on the missus, fa la la la, la la la la,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, fa la la la, la la la la la.

Say g’day to friends and rellies, fa la la la, la la la la,
Wave them off with bulging bellies, fa la la la, la la la la la,
Kids…

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Posted by on December 19, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

Carol of the Bells – The PianoGuys.

17 Dec

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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To all my readers, and followers.  A happy and safe Christmas to you all.

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Posted by on December 17, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

I don’t want Christmas to end

15 Dec

I don’t want Christmas season to end, because it’s the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.

–Eloisa James, Paris in Love

 
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Posted by on December 15, 2015 in A Christmas message, Christmas

 

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Free eBooks for everyone this Christmas

14 Dec

Free eBooks for everyone this Christmas

Courtesy of ME, the CRAZYMAD WRITER

Free eBooks for everyone this Christmas

Flummoxed by what the White Rabbit had said, Alice said, “I bet you are mad!”
“That all depends,” he rather strangely replied.
“It all depends on what?” she asked, agog at how odd he could be.
“On whether you mean mad or mad.”
“That’s silly,” said Alice. “They mean the same thing.”
“If you were mad number one,” the Rabbit explained, “and someone happened to tell you that you were mad number two, you might be very mad indeed at so fundamental a mistake.”
“But I’m not mad!” she insisted.
“How do you know,” asked the Rabbi, “when you can’t tell the difference between mad number one and mad number two, I might ask?”
“I just know that I’m not mad!” Alice insisted. Informing him that another door had appeared, she awaited his response.
The Rabbit tried to open the door but he was unable to do so.
“Might I try?” Alice asked.
The Rabbit said nothing, but his pink, beady eyes watched her intently.
The door opened easily for Alice. “Could a mad person have done that?” she asked. Stepping through, she fell into a hole on the far side.
“No, they mightn’t,” he replied. “But would they have fallen down there?” Then, jumping into the hole, he followed Alice.

 
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Posted by on December 14, 2015 in Christmas, free, free ebooks

 

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