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The Witches
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Category Archives: Horror
Graves
Graves
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Graves,
Graves,
Silent rust down,
Graves,
Graves,
Strained bedfellows we are,
Graves,
Graves,
So far and so near,
Graves,
Graves,
What more can I say?
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He Thought He Saw…
He Thought He Saw…
He thought he saw a politician,
Who lived the perfect life,
He looked again, and saw it was,
A huge, humongous lie .
That’s it, he said, I realise,
The foolishness of life.
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He thought he saw an honest man,
Within the parliament,
He looked again, and saw it was,
Another bloated blimp.
Unless they leave this house, he said,
There will be no hope, I think.
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He thought he saw a banker man,
Who made an honest buck,
He looked again, and saw he was,
Entwined in all the muck.
If I were king, he said,
His head would be on the block.
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He thought he saw a banker’s clerk,
A man of honest youth,
He looked again, and saw he was,
A succubus forsooth.
If he should stay, he said, for sure,
My savings I will lose.
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He thought he saw a kangaroo,
Hopping down his street one day,
He looked again, and saw it was,
A banker’s ill gained pay.
Were I to accept this, he said,
It would be a dark, dark day.
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He though he saw limousine,
With groom and bride, so sweet,
He looked again, and saw it was,
The country on its knees.
We’re lost, he said, the country’s bust,
Kaput, no more, deceased.
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He though he saw a shaft of light,
That shone through all this gloom,
He looked again, and saw it was,
The cold, reflected moon.
If I were young, he said aloud,
I’d make them swing – and soon!
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He though he saw a chink of light,
A way from all this mess,
He looked again, and saw it was,
Their New World Order – yes!
Their ways are bad, corrupt, he said
For them, not us, excess.
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He thought he saw the final words,
Inscribed upon a sheet,
He looked again, and saw it was,
Them sweating from the heat.
They thought us fools, he sorely said,
Come on, we’ve lives to live.
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Greedy Bankers
Greedy Bankers (banksters)
Bankers, greedy bankers,
Hoist them up high,
Burn them on bonfires,
For all of their lies,
Dance around the bonfires,
Glory in their pain,
And when you have done it,
Do it again!
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I am Man
I am man,
Born of woman; man,
I stand for all that is right,
I am man,
I fight injustice and bias,
I am man,
I will NEVER allow Neanderthals to get the upper hand,
For I am man, of woman, with woman, against Neanderthal man.
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I want to eat your brains
I want to eat your brains
I want to eat your brains,
That’s what I said,
I want to eat your brains,
Until you are dead.
I am a zombie; it’s what I do,
Eating brains all night through.
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In the morning,
When I’ m nice and full,
Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,
I will go to bed and sleep it off,
Until the evening when I’ll want some more.
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I heard a sound by my bedside last night
I heard a sound by my bedside last night
I heard a sound by my bedside last night,
I heard a strange sound; I got such a fright.
As something passed by me deep in the night,
I heard a faint sound; did it want my poor life?
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I made not a sound; I was still, in such fright,
As I lay in bed in the deep of the night,
I could hear it close by, how I longed for the light.
What was the dark thing probing the night?
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An evil black form, a shadowy sight,
Began to rise slowly in front of my eyes.
As I lay in bed on my left-hand side,
The dark, wicked thing rose slowly into sight.
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I could move not a muscle; I was frozen in fright,
As the dark frightful vision continued in height,
Till it’s malevolent eyes were almost in sight.
Only then did I close mine, despite the dark night.
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I knew it was wicked, evil personified,
That he wanted my sight, the light of my life.
I closed my eyes; shut them tight as the night.
Evading the Grim Reaper’s deathly cold scythe.
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Finally, eventually, when I opened my eyes,
I thought it was gone, departed my side,
But it was still there, though lower this time,
Starting beginning to rise over again.
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How could I be free from the terrible beast,
That wanted my soul, my heart and my peace?
Perhaps, if I kept my eyes firmly closed,
It might give up and leave me alone.
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So I closed my eyes, though still in such fright,
And I prayed that I’d last out the night.
Although its Dark Presence was close to my brow,
I kept my eyes shut so it wouldn’t bother me now.
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The Darkness and danger passed from me that night,
It vanished, departed, left my bedside.
I rolled over, so comfy, lulled back into nod,
Till the next time it happened it was just me and my God.
A note: This really did happen
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