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The winds of change are blowing, for sure

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The winds of change are blowing, for sure,
The winds of change; the people want more,
Than cut-backs, and hardship; austerity time,
The people seek days of roses and wine,
Just like the fat cats, lording it up,
While the masses below suffer so much,
It must happen soon or revolution will come,
With help from the noose, the fat-cats are GONE.

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We are the ninety-nine percent

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♫♪♫ People power will OUT in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We call on our leaders to follow our lead,
Support what’s right, not bankers greed.
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People power will TRIUMPH in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
Know you this all men of greed,
People power will conquer your greed.
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People power will PREVAIL in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We WILL have our way; we WILL have our day,
People power WILL NOT go away. ♫♪♫
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Posted by on September 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news, Uncategorized

 

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There was a country called Reilly

Reilly

There was a country called Reilly,
That was incredibly slimy,
It thought it was smart,
Keeping all in the dark,
Until it fell down in a hole, did Reilly.
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While in the bottom of that dark place,
Reilly thought about its life; its fate,
About the jerk it had been,
To all it had seen,
So it promised to be good, did Reilly,
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Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,
Presented a way to escape from it all,
Freed from that dark space,
Reilly forgot its promise, though great.
And returned to its bad ways, did Reilly.
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One day when Reilly was alone,
It forgot to cover its dank home,
It was an incredibly hot day,
And the sun shining brightly away,
Dried up that country – Reilly,

The moral of my story is this,
Treat everyone you meet with a wish,
That their life is just fine,
Untroubled by lying,
Don’t end up like silly old Reilly.

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Posted by on September 16, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, poems

 

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There once was a country called Pong

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There once was a country called Pong,

That thought it could do nothing wrong,

It spent all its days,

Making others afraid,

Phew, what a terrible PONG!

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There once was a country called Big

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There once was a country called Big,

That cared not for anyone; not a fig,

It spent all its days,

Making other countries afraid,

Big, the country; what a frig.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There once was a country called Zie

There once was a country called Zie,
That knew only how to lie,
It lied all the way,
To the end of its days,
Now it’s gone to heaven on high.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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Thank God it’s Friday

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Thank God it’s Friday

 
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Posted by on August 22, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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False Flag

False Flag

There was a nation, so bad,

That thought it was superior; a cad

Until it was challenged one day,

By a country far away,

And it made them ever so MAD.

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Posted by on July 29, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There is a country called GRUNGE

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There is a country called GRUNGE,

That thinks it is so much fun,

Interfering with the lives,

Of people both far and wide,

Grunge; enjoying perverse fun.

 

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A Mathematical Theory

Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in
life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing gets you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you 100%, it’s the Bullshit andAss Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% ….!

 
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Posted by on July 12, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour

 

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