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He Thought He Saw…

He Thought He Saw…

He thought he saw a politician,

Who lived the perfect life,

He looked again, and saw it was,

A huge, humongous lie .

That’s it, he said, I realise,

The foolishness of life.

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He thought he saw an honest man,

Within the parliament,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Another bloated blimp.

Unless they leave this house, he said,

There will be no hope, I think.

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He thought he saw a banker man,

Who made an honest buck,

He looked again, and saw he was,

Entwined in all the muck.

If I were king, he said,

His head would be on the block.

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He thought he saw a banker’s clerk,

A man of honest youth,

He looked again, and saw he was,

A succubus forsooth.

If he should stay, he said, for sure,

My savings I will lose.

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He thought he saw a kangaroo,

Hopping down his street one day,

He looked again, and saw it was,

A banker’s ill gained pay.

Were I to accept this, he said,

It would be a dark, dark day.

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He though he saw limousine,

With groom and bride, so sweet,

He looked again, and saw it was,

The country on its knees.

We’re lost, he said, the country’s bust,

Kaput, no more, deceased.

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He though he saw a shaft of light,

That shone through all this gloom,

He looked again, and saw it was,

The cold, reflected moon.

If I were young, he said aloud,

I’d make them swing – and soon!

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He though he saw a chink of light,

A way from all this mess,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Their New World Order – yes!

Their ways are bad, corrupt, he said

For them, not us, excess.

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He thought he saw the final words,

Inscribed upon a sheet,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Them sweating from the heat.

They thought us fools, he sorely said,

Come on, we’ve lives to live.

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Posted by on December 31, 2013 in Horror, humor, humour, poems, rhyme stew

 

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Crisis, what crisis?

Crisis, what crisis?

Crisis, what crisis? the minister asked, looking on,

There is no crisis; it’s a part of my plan,

A plan for better water for one and for all,

Meanwhile, just BOIL IT; that is all.

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Posted by on December 31, 2013 in humor, humour, poems

 

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TIME – Does it REALLY exist?

TIME – Does it REALLY exist?

Time will come, time will go
Time shall reap, that time has sown

Time comes slowly, time goes fast
Time will linger, time outlasts

Time sees all, time knows best
Time remembers, time never forgets

Time will hide, time will reveal
Time will open, time will seal

Time brings hope, time brings fear
Time brings distance, time draws near

Time will help, time will hinder
Time will shine, time turns to cinder

We forget about time, yet it’s all we would know
In time, there is everything, and time will show

Nate Hawk

TIME – Does it REALLY exist?

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Posted by on December 31, 2013 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

There was an old woman,

 Who lived in a shoe.

 She had so many children,

She didn’t know what to do.

She had no idea,

How to rear them at all,

So she sent them to boarding school,

And then had a ball.

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David Walliams, I ain’t.

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Wee Willie Winkie

Wee Willie Winkie

Wee Willie Winkie

Runs through the town,

 Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown,

Rapping at the windows,

Crying through the locks,

“I’ve lost my keys, my feet are cold,

THERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOCK!”

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Enid Blyton was never like this!

 

 

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Step into my Parlour, said the Spider to the Fly

Step into my Parlour, said the Spider to the Fly

“Come into my parlor,
said the Spider to the Fly;
the place is very comfy,
the ceiling nice and high.
Your wings could do with leisure,
they look quite beat to me
come in and fill your measure
of jam and toast for tea.”

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“Thank you kindly, Spider,
the simple Fly replied,
(the empty tum inside ‘er,
helping her decide)
“I’d love some jammy munchies
it’s been a long hard day
and have you any crunchies,
to go with my entree?

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The Spider smiled all nectarine,
and promised goo galore
“As much as you have ever seen,
you’ll never wish for more.”

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The Spider kept his promise,
the Fly could only wail
“Oh why did I so misconstrue
the meaning of your tale?
I should have guessed quite easily,
the menu of the day;
but here I land so queesily,
smack in the old puree.

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Which only goes to show anew
that smiles are mostly thin
and if a Spider welcomes you
you should never trust his grin…

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Skytrain

Skytrain

Skytrain, high train, charging, charging,

Fly train – my train; harken, harken,

To its whistle, blowing, blowing,

Life’s so fast; it’s going, going,

Ebbing from our bodies, groaning,

As Time’s cold scythe cuts through the gloaming

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Listen, listen; I hear it calling,

Ignore it at your peril – warning!

Before your days are gone and over,

Join me in this bright sky rover

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Across the heavens we’ll travel, listening,

To the sounds of eternity, whispering,

Within our hearts, our chi resplendent,

At one with God, in peace, never ending.

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Posted by on November 25, 2013 in poems

 

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I am Man

I am man,

Born of woman; man,

I stand for all that is right,

I am man,

I fight injustice and bias,

I am man,

I will NEVER allow Neanderthals to get the upper hand,

For I am man, of woman, with woman, against Neanderthal man.

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Oh, well… (ba-NANA-land)

Oh, well… (ba-NANA-land)

Monday morning; full of woe,

The weekend’s gone; it’s so far to go,

Until the next one, when I can live again,

Oh, well, I suppose it’s better than living in ba-NANA-land.

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Posted by on November 25, 2013 in humor, humour, Ireland, poems

 

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Normal People

Normal People

 

What is normal, I ask of you?

Why does everyone aspire, of this, to do?

Why can’t they stop and think again?

Then reject normality, both women and men.

Why do they follow, like cattle do?

I am sure they know it, know that it’s true.

Perhaps acting, so, gives them peace of mind,

Or perhaps it lessens the daily grind,

Pain, however, MUST be met head on,

By doing so we can then move on.

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