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He caught bird flu though he don’t even fly…

He caught bird flu though he don’t even fly…

Troll Bolf lies heavy, feeling so frail,
His strength now wanes, a silent, grim tale.
A dreadful misfortune has darkened his day,
And mystery looms—what could it be, pray?

He caught bird flu, though no wings to soar,
A puzzling illness he’s never known before.
He blows his nose with a shuddering gasp,
Wipes his tired eyes in a quiet, sad clasp.

In shadows of sickness, hopes flicker dim,
Yet strength resides deep within his grim,
Though peril may threaten, he refuses to yield,
For courage and love refuse to be concealed.

So heal, brave Troll Bolf, rise from despair,
Let health and joy chase away the dark glare—
For even in sickness, the spirit may soar,
And brighter tomorrows await to restore.

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♫♪ Dustbin Man ♫♪

Dustbin man

♫♪ Dustbin Man ♫♪

Dustbin man, dustbin man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the dustbin man,
Smelly bins, dusty bins, full of pongy stuff,
The dustbin man says I must rush!

Milk cart man, milk cart man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the milk cart man,
Ice cold milk, fresh cold milk, milk so good to drink,
The milk cart man says, drink, drink, drink!

Bread van man, bread van man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the bread van man,
Fresh hot bread, white hot bread, bread so good to eat,
The bread van man says, eat, eat, eat!

Dustbin man, dustbin man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the dustbin man,
Smelly bins, dusty bins, full of pongy things
The dustbin man says sing, sing, sing!!!

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

by The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.

 

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BEEP BEEP, his horn went beep, beep, beep

BEEP BEEP ~ THE LITTLE NASH RAMBLER

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Posted by on March 7, 2014 in humor, humour

 

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Ten hand grenades hanging on the wall

Ten hand grenades hanging on the wall,

And if one hand grenade,

Should accidentally fall,

There’ ll be no hand grenades ,

And no bloomin’ wall.

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We Three Beetles

A excerpt from my book The Tales of Beetle About

We three beetles, so hungry we are,

Bearing six legs, we travel so far,

Hedge and garden,

Field and grassland,

Searching for caterpillars.

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Oh, Caterpillars juicy, caterpillars nice,

Tempting us beetles through the night,

Creeping, seeking, still proceeding,

Searching for that perfect bite.

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Beetles are king of insects, we are

Black on black, our royal charter,

Eating ever, ceasing never,

Searching for caterpillars.

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Oh, Caterpillars juicy, caterpillars nice,

Tempting us beetles through the night,

Creeping, seeking, still proceeding,

Searching for the perfect bite.

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