I once had a car, so fine,
I washed it all of the time,
From morning to night,
Until I caught fright,
When it crumbled to rust, so fine.
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My Bathtub, so fine
I once had a bathtub, so fine,
I washed in it all of the time,
From morning to night,
I spent my best time,
In that bathtub, my bathtub so fine.
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Grunge
There was a country called GRUNGE,
That thought it would be so much fun,
Interfering with the lives,
Of people far and wide,
That’s Grunge, the country having fun.
(It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?)
Donkra
There was a donkey named Fred,
Who got his lady friend, a zebra, into bed.
Several months later on Donkra was born,
And Fred gasped, was it something I said?
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A Slug Called Reilly
There once was a slug called Reilly,
Who was incredibly slimy,
He thought he was smart,
Going out in the dark,
Until he fell down in a hole, did Reilly.
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While stuck in that dark place,
Reilly thought about his life and his fate,
About the jerk he had been,
To everyone he had seen,
So he promised to be good, did Reilly.
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Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,
Presented a way to escape from it all,
Freed from that space,
Reilly forgot his promise, though great.
And returned to his bad ways, did Reilly.
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One day when Reilly was alone,
He forgot to cover up his dank home,
It was an incredibly hot day,
The sun shone brightly away,
Drying him up, that slug, old Reilly,
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The moral of my story is this,
Treat everyone you meet with a wish,
That their life is just fine,
Untroubled by lying and slime,
Don’t end up like silly old Reilly.
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There was a woman, so fat
There was a woman, so fat,
She didn’t know where she was at,
Her front and back were so round and so fat,
She looked like a ball; it’s a fact.
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There was a baby called Sam
There was a baby called Sam,
Who fell right out of his pram,
He landed on his head,
Then rubbed it and said,
I will never go up there again.
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There was an old man with a hat
There was an old man with a hat,
Who got confused and thought it a cat,
So he gave it some meat and milk as a treat,
Then he put it out side for a crap.
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There was a Young Man called Sam
There was a young man called Sam,
Who decided to live in a pan,
Then one day will at home,
He was burned to the bone,
When he mother fried eggs in that pan,
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