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Daleks in Toyland

Daleks in Toyland

The Daleks’ Day Out in Toyland (A Silly Adventure)

Noddy was polishing his steam-powered car, which now boasted a small, perpetually leaking tea kettle on the dashboard for emergency hot cocoa. His magnificent steam-whistle emitted a soft, contented “PWWWOOOOOT!” every time he buffed a rivet. Big Ears, ever the Gizmologist, was attempting to teach his pet clockwork mouse how to tap-dance on a tiny brass bell. Golliwog, officially an “Exemplar of Early Experimental Engineering,” was happily oiling his spring-coil hair, which shimmered with a delightful metallic bounce.

Suddenly, the sky above Clockwork City darkened, not with storm clouds, but with three colossal, heavily armoured, pepper-pot-shaped flying machines. They descended with an ominous, scraping sound, landing with heavy thuds in the town square, kicking up puffs of steam and scattering nervous automatons.

Out of each machine trundled a truly bizarre sight: a polished, bronze Dalek! Their eyestalks swiveled, their plungers twitched, and from their grating speakers came a sound that made Noddy’s wooden head throb.

“WE ARE THE DALEKS! WE SEEK TO ANNIHILATE ALL THAT IS… SILLY!” boomed the lead Dalek, its voice echoing off the clock towers.

Noddy, being Noddy, blinked. “Silly? But this is Toyland! We are all a little bit silly! It’s our primary function!”

“YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION IS IRRELEVANT!” screeched a second Dalek, pointing its exterminator arm at a particularly fluffy teddy bear. “WE DETECT HIGH LEVELS OF UNNECESSARY WHIMSY! LOW EFFICIENCY! NO LOGICAL PURPOSE FOR BELL-RINGING OR SILLY SONGS!”

Big Ears, always the pragmatist (for a gnome-gizmologist), stepped forward. “Excuse me, bronze behemoths, but you seem to have misplaced your sense of fun. And possibly your internal navigation, because this is quite clearly not the ‘Planet of Utterly Serious Grey Things.'”

“DO NOT MOCK DALEK NAVIGATION!” the third Dalek whirred, its eyestalk flashing angrily. “OUR SENSORS DETECTED OPTIMAL TARGETING CONDITIONS FOR SILLINESS PURIFICATION! WE SHALL BEGIN BY EXTERMINATING… THE COLOR RED!”

Noddy gasped. “But my car is red! And my hat! And Golliwog’s trousers!”

“PRECIPITATE ACTION REQUIRED!” commanded the lead Dalek. “INITIATE ‘DE-SILLIFICATION PROTOCOL GAMMA-SEVEN’! ALL WHIMSY MUST BE… ERASED!”

The Daleks began trundling towards the town fountain, which was currently spouting rainbow-coloured water.

Golliwog, his spring-coil hair bouncing with a sudden surge of inspiration, whispered to Noddy and Big Ears, “Their sensors are designed for grand, terrifying things, yes? Not… not tiny silliness!”

Noddy’s oak head clicked. “Aha! We must be too silly for them to cope!”

Plan: Maximum Absurdity.

First, Big Ears pulled out his emergency “Gnome-Jammer” (which was actually just a broken kazoo). He blew into it with all his might. Instead of a jamming signal, it emitted a series of increasingly high-pitched squeaks, so utterly nonsensical that the Daleks’ eyestalks wobbled.

“ERROR! AUDIO INPUT TOO… HIGH-PITCHED! DALEK HEARING MODULES ARE DESIGNED FOR GRATING CRIES OF FEAR, NOT SQUEAKY TUNES!” blared one Dalek, momentarily forgetting about the red fountain.

Next, Golliwog sprang into action. He began to untangle his spring-coil hair at an astonishing speed, creating a chaotic, metallic, bouncy mess around his head. He then grabbed a handful of discarded gears and started juggling them, making silly faces and letting his hair bop wildly.

“ILLOGICAL VISUAL DATA! THE TARGET IS PERFORMING RANDOMIZED MANIPULATION OF GEARS WITHOUT APPARENT PURPOSE! AND ITS… ITS HEAD-SPRING-COILS ARE DEFYING DALEK LOGIC!” screeched a second Dalek, aiming its plunger arm at Golliwog, but it just sort of twitched in confusion.

Noddy, realizing this was his moment, jumped into his car. He didn’t just ring his steam whistle; he played a full-blown, cacophonous steam-whistle symphony! He then started driving in increasingly tight circles, making his little car spin like a crazed top, all while singing a song about marmalade and sausages at the top of his wooden lungs.

“STOP! CESSATION OF RANDOMIZED MANOEUVRES REQUIRED!” shouted the lead Dalek, its eyestalk swiveling so frantically it nearly popped off. “THE LEVELS OF SILLINESS ARE EXCEEDING DALEK CAPACITY FOR PROCESSING! OUR CIRCUITS ARE… OVERLOADING WITH WHIMSY!”

The Daleks started to emit small puffs of smoke from their various vents. Their plungers began to wiggle uncontrollably. One Dalek’s exterminator arm actually retracted and replaced itself with a tiny, confused rubber duck.

“RETREAT! RETREAT! TOO MUCH… INCONCEIVABLE JOY! LOGIC-CORE DEGRADING! DALEK PROTOCOL DICTATES EVASION OF EXCESSIVE HAPPINESS!”

With a series of frantic whirs and groans, the Daleks clumsily clanked back into their flying machines. With a final, desperate “EX-TER-MI-NATE… THIS! TOO! MUCH! FUN!” they ascended, leaving behind a faint smell of burnt circuits and slightly singed whimsy.

As the last Dalek ship vanished, Noddy’s car finally spun to a halt. Golliwog’s hair settled. Big Ears put away his kazoo.

“Well,” said Noddy, adjusting his propeller cap, “that was an exciting afternoon. Who knew that being utterly, ridiculously silly was our greatest defense against intergalactic tyrants?”

Big Ears nodded, polishing his clockwork spectacles. “It seems true brilliance lies not in absolute seriousness, but in the strategic deployment of sheer, unadulterated nonsense.”

Golliwog, after carefully re-coiling his hair, simply offered them both a perfectly-tied-with-string jam tart. “More tea, anyone?”

And so, Toyland returned to its normal, delightful level of regulated silliness, safe once more from the perils of being too logically efficient.

 

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The Unkempt Uncle and the Uninvited Queen

The Unkempt Uncle and the Uninvited Queen

The Unkempt Uncle and the Uninvited Queen

 

Bartholomew “Barty” Bumble, the Unkempt Uncle, wasn’t a man who sought drama. His sole motivation that particular non-Tuesday was the desperate pursuit of a vanished argyle sock. The trail—a baffling scent of lemon, static electricity, and sheer wrongness—led him through a transforming hedge maze and straight to the Hatter’s infamous table. He’d barely settled in the end seat, still clutching the lonely half of his pair, when the first round of chaos was interrupted.

The air, already thick with riddles and steam, suddenly turned sharp and metallic. A hush fell, save for the frantic sound of the March Hare attempting to hide a very large cake under a very small saucer.

A shrill voice, which could curdle milk from fifty paces, sliced through the air: “WHO HAS DARKENED MY DOMAIN WITH IMPROPER FOOTWEAR?!”

The Queen of Hearts stomped into the clearing. She hadn’t been invited, of course. She never was. The Hatter and the Hare deliberately held their party at the one spot on the lawn where the acoustics made it impossible for her to hear the clatter of teacups. But the sheer gravitational pull of their collective madness was sometimes enough to yank her in anyway. She arrived, not as a guest, but as an angry, unexpected event.

Her gaze, hot and focused, swept past the Hatter’s manic grin, dismissed Alice as merely tolerable, and landed squarely on the newly seated, thoroughly bewildered Barty. Specifically, on the lonely argyle sock clutched in his hand.

“You!” she shrieked, pointing a furious, white-gloved finger. “You are an imperfection! A missing half! An UNFINISHED THOUGHT! And you’re sitting in my sightline!”

Barty, a man accustomed to nothing more threatening than a lukewarm cup of tea, instinctively held the argyle sock out like a peace offering.

“Oh, madam,” he stammered, his spectacles slipping down his nose. “I assure you, I am merely looking for its partner. I—I didn’t mean to sit in your… sightline. Is this yours? It’s quite a distinctive pattern.”

The Queen stopped short. Her face, usually a canvas of pure rage, momentarily froze in confusion. No one ever talked back to her; they usually just started running. And no one had ever offered her a sock.

“A sock?” she bellowed, though a single, momentary twitch in her lip suggested she might have almost giggled at the sheer absurdity. “I wear slippers lined with the crushed velvet of conquered kings! Off with his head! And his sock! And the other sock, too! Though I see you don’t possess the other sock, which is itself a capital offense!”

As the royal guards hesitated, Barty quickly looked around the table, noticing the array of strange, silent attendees who had appeared in his wake.

“Ah, but Your Majesty,” Barty said, emboldened by the sheer illogical nature of his surroundings, “if you cut off my head, who will tell the Hatter the riddle answer? He’s been asking it for ages. A raven and a writing desk, you see.”

The Hatter immediately leaned in. “Do you truly know the answer?”

The Queen, momentarily distracted by the greatest mystery in Wonderland, crossed her arms. “Silence! The riddle is NOT the point! The point is the seating arrangement, which is an insult to the realm! No one sits in a chair uninvited!”

Barty peered over his shoulder. “Actually, I think the gentleman just behind me has been here for three weeks and hasn’t had a single sip of tea. If anyone’s the offense, it’s him.”

The Queen swiveled, her attention diverted to a brand new, and entirely legitimate, target of fury. She had forgotten all about the sock.

Barty winked at the Hatter, who gave him a thumbs-up. The March Hare nervously handed Barty the grandfather clock cake. The Unkempt Uncle, the only man to survive a direct, uninvited encounter with the Queen, took a bite of the cake. It tasted exactly like six o’clock. He was still confused, still sock-less, but no longer quite so uninvited. He was now, simply, a permanent part of the chaos.


 

 

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The Whistling Moon

The Whistling Moon

The Whispering Woods were always a place of mystery, but none was as profound as the legend of the Whistling Moon. Old Man Tiber, his beard as white as winter snow, would spin tales by the crackling fire, his voice a low rumble. “They say,” he’d begin, “that when the moon hangs full and low, a melody drifts down from the heavens, a song of forgotten dreams and futures yet unwritten.”

Ríona (pronounced REE-uh-na), a young girl with eyes the color of the forest moss, listened intently to every word. She longed to hear the Whistling Moon, to feel its magic weave through her soul. One crisp autumn evening, as the moon, round and luminous, began its ascent, Ríona ventured out, leaving the warm glow of Tiber’s cottage behind.

The forest was alive with the hushed sounds of the night. Leaves rustled like whispered secrets, and the distant hoot of an owl echoed through the trees. Ríona walked deeper, her heart thrumming with anticipation. Finally, she reached a clearing she knew, a place where the ancient oaks formed a natural amphitheater, open to the vast, inky sky.

She settled on a bed of soft moss, gazing up at the celestial orb. It hung there, a pearlescent disc against the velvet black, seemingly larger and closer than ever before. A gentle breeze stirred, carrying with it a faint, ethereal sound. It was soft at first, like the sigh of the wind through reeds, then it grew, weaving intricate patterns of sound that seemed to dance in the air around her. It wasn’t a tune she recognized, yet it felt intimately familiar, a melody that resonated deep within her spirit.

The Whistling Moon’s song filled the clearing, a symphony of gentle hums and clear, pure notes. It spoke of journeys across starlit skies, of quiet moments of joy, and of the enduring beauty of the world. Ríona closed her eyes, letting the sound wash over her, feeling a sense of peace she had never known. When the last note faded, leaving only the quiet hum of the night, Ríona opened her eyes. The moon still shone, perhaps a little less brightly now, as if having poured its heart out in its song.

She returned to her cottage a changed girl. The Whistling Moon had not only sung to her, it had sung through her, leaving an echo of its magic in her heart. From that day on, Ríona carried a quiet knowing, a gentle wisdom that seemed to hum just beneath the surface. And sometimes, when the moon was full and bright, if you listened very carefully in the Whispering Woods, you could still hear a faint, beautiful melody, a reminder of the night the Whistling Moon sang its song to a curious young girl named Ríona.


The Silence of the Whistling Moon.

The Silence of the Whispering Woods

 

Years had woven themselves into Ríona’s life since she first heard the moon’s song. She was no longer the wide-eyed girl, but a young woman whose presence brought a quiet stability to the village. Her eyes, still the color of forest moss, held the steady, unchanging rhythm she had learned.

Then came the year of the Silence.

It began on the night of the full Harvest Moon—the very night when the Whistling Moon always poured its melody down upon the earth. The sky was clear, the orb hung low and vast, yet no song came. Not a whisper, not a hum, only a dense, unnatural quiet. It was the absence of sound that felt louder than any storm.

The villagers stirred with immediate dread. Old Man Tiber, now frail and trembling, muttered, “The bond is broken. The moon has turned its face from us.”

And indeed, the earth seemed to follow. Within a week, the apples on the high branches shriveled. The spring-fed stream, usually a rushing source of life, shrank to a sluggish trickle. Fear, cold and sharp, replaced the harmony Ríona had helped maintain. The villagers, desperate, looked to her, but their eyes held a new doubt. Was her wisdom a blessing, or had she somehow angered the celestial muse?

Ríona felt the silence deepest of all. It was not just outside; it was within her, a hollow echo where the moon’s rhythm once resonated. Her inner compass was spinning wildly. She knew then that her quiet knowing was not about hearing the song, but about understanding the silence.

She dressed in her plainest cloak and carried only a simple wooden staff. She knew she couldn’t wait for the sound to return; she had to find out where it had gone. She walked past the borders of the village and plunged into the deepest part of the Whispering Woods, a region known as the Gloomwood, where the trees grew so thick the sun rarely touched the ground.

The air here was heavy, almost resistant. After walking for hours, she came to a small, hidden pool. It was not stagnant, but its surface was eerily still, perfectly reflecting the massive moon above.

She looked up at the moon, then down at its mirrored image in the water. The lunar light felt cold, detached.

“Why the silence?” Ríona whispered, the sound absorbed instantly by the heavy air. “What have we forgotten this time?”

She knelt by the pool and noticed something odd. Beneath the reflected moon, at the very bottom of the pool, was a clump of dark, fibrous roots. They were not water plants; they looked like the aggressive, choking roots of the Gloomwood trees, seeking out the deepest water source. They had woven themselves into a dense, interlocking net, covering a small, smooth stone.

Ríona reached into the icy water and slowly, carefully, began to pull the roots away. They resisted her, slick and strong. She pulled and tugged, remembering the moon’s lesson: patience. She did not rip or tear, but worked them loose, strand by strand, until they finally broke free.

The small, smooth stone was then revealed. It was a piece of pale quartz, naturally shaped like a crescent moon.

As soon as the last root was severed, the air around the pool shimmered. The surface of the water rippled violently, and the reflected moon seemed to breathe.

Suddenly, the silence was shattered. But it wasn’t the sweet, ethereal whistle of the moon above. It was a low, powerful hum, emanating from the little quartz stone in her hand.

Ríona realized the truth: The Whistling Moon did not just sing to the world; it needed the world to receive and amplify its song. The little quartz crescent, a tiny piece of the earth that mirrored the moon, was the community’s receiver. The selfish, tangled roots of the Gloomwood, seeking all the water for themselves, had choked its ability to sing.

As she held the stone, the soft, bright light returned to the stream, and a gentle breeze, carrying the faintest echo of the moon’s true whistle, began to stir the leaves. The bounty would return, for the harmony was found not in a grand song, but in clearing the things that silence the small, essential voices.

Ríona returned to the village, not with a triumphant shout, but with the quiet knowing restored. She did not preach or explain the roots. She simply placed the clean quartz crescent on a stone altar near the now-reviving stream.

That night, the Whistling Moon sang again. And the villagers, hearing the melody, didn’t just feel joy; they felt a sudden, collective understanding: their harmony with the natural world depended not on the grand gestures of the heavens, but on their own vigilance in protecting the small, sacred things that keep the connection alive.

 
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Posted by on October 3, 2025 in Uncategorized

 

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Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

In cobbled lanes where gears convene,

Stood Alice, goggled, quite a queen.

Her skirts of bronze, her boots so grand,

A clockwork wonder, wand in hand.

 

Beside her, Hatter, wild and bright,

With fiery hair and eyes alight.

A grin so vast, a teethy show,

“More tea, more steam! Where did time go?”

 

His top hat brimmed with ticking gears,

Ignoring all sensible fears.

For in this world of brass and steam,

A very mad and wondrous dream!

 

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Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace

Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace

 

Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace,

 Young Alice stands, a smile upon her face.

With steady hand, a ladle she does hold,

To stir the secrets of a story told.

 

Beside her, Fle, the aged old elf,

A gentle guide, in verdant clothing self.

He turns the crank of  the arcanum machine,

A bubbly brew, a vibrant, glowing scene.

 

From humble sacks of ‘FERTILIZER’ and ‘SOIL,’

The earthy base for their enchanting toil.

They add the Arcanum, a liquid bright,

A splash of magic in the cavern’s light.

 

The air is thick with whispers of the old,

A tale of wonders, beautiful and bold.

As colors swirl in the machine’s deep bowl,

They mix a potion to enrich the soul.

 

And watching on, a mouse with curious eyes,

Nibbles on cheese beneath the cavern skies.

The scent of magic, a soft, ethereal haze,

Fills Alice and the elf with sweet amaze.

 

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Doctor Who and the Music of the Dolmen

Doctor Who: The Music of the Dolmen

A lonely Irish field. An ancient stone table the locals dare not cross after dusk. And music—sweet, wordless, and terrible—drifting over the hedgerows at twilight.

When the TARDIS sets down near Haroldstown Dolmen in nineteenth-century County Carlow, the Doctor dismisses it as a simple megalith. But the parish books tell another story: of vanished boys and broken fiddle-bows left upon the stone; of a lady in green velvet singing the living down into silence. Investigating beneath the dolmen, the Doctor discovers a chamber of whispering figures—neither alive nor dead—while the song coils tighter around his companions.

What lies under the stone is no tomb—but a trap still feeding. To save Ian, Barbara and Susan from the music’s call, the Doctor must confront the intelligence that plays human souls like strings… before the last note falls.


Contents

  1. A Harp in the Hedgerows – In which the travellers meet a worried historian, a superstitious farmer, and a song that is not a song.
  2. Parish Ink and Green Velvet – Testimonies, tokens on stone, and a vision upon the capstone that nearly claims Ian.
  3. What the Earth Remembered – The Doctor digs; a lantern shows too much; Susan hears her name from beneath.
  4. The Unplayed Note – A bargain, a breaking, and a silence that does not quite hold.

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Posted by on September 30, 2025 in Uncategorized

 

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A Tale of County Carlow

A Tale of County Carlow

 


The Woman on the Dolmen

A Tale of County Carlow

It was in the late summer of the year 1848 that I made my visit to the town of Tullow in the county of Carlow. My business there, though of a trifling and unromantic nature, afforded me the opportunity of passing several days amidst scenery that, if not grand in the manner of the Wicklow mountains, yet possessed a certain sober charm which spoke to the imagination in a more secret, and therefore more lasting, fashion.

The Barrow river meandered with an easy grace; the hedgerows were thick with bramble and honeysuckle; and in the quiet of the evening one might hear the calling of corncrakes from the meadows. I took lodgings in a modest inn not far from the market square, and soon discovered that my host was a man of much conversation and a relish for recounting tales of the district. It was he who first directed my attention to Haroldstown Dolmen, that curious relic of forgotten antiquity, standing solitary in a field between Tullow and Carlow town.

“You’ll see it if you take the back road,” said he, pouring me a glass of the local cider. “A great flat stone balanced upon others, like a table set for giants. Some say it’s but the burial place of kings long turned to dust.” Here he leaned closer, lowering his voice with a relish, “others say it is a doorway. And once in a while, sir, the dead themselves will come out to sit upon it.”

I laughed lightly, as travellers often do when hearing the superstitions of a countryside not their own. Yet I made a note to visit this monument, for I confess I am not insensible to the charm of old stones and the whisperings they provoke.

Two evenings later, when the weather was clear and the sky washed with a mellow gold, I set out upon the road he had indicated. The hedges on either side were high, and the hum of bees was still in the air, though the day had begun to cool. I walked for some time before the road turned, and then suddenly it came into view.

There, in the middle of a wide, low field, stood the dolmen. A capstone of enormous weight lay supported upon uprights, casting a shadow long and black upon the grass. The field was otherwise empty, save for a scatter of nettles near the gate and the distant silhouettes of sheep against the horizon. It was a place of uncommon stillness, and I confess I paused at the gate, uncertain whether to proceed.

It was then I heard it—the faintest thread of music. At first I thought it the sound of some shepherd’s pipe carried on the wind. But no: it was not a rustic air, nor yet a jig or reel. It was a note of a harp, clear and pure, rising and falling with a solemnity that chilled me. And following that a voice!

The voice was of a woman, and such a voice I had never heard before nor since. It sang not in words that I could discern, but in tones that seemed to touch the very marrow of my bones. Sweet, mournful, tender yet with a power that shook the air like the tolling of a bell. I was drawn forward, step by step, until I stood at the edge of the field.

Upon the dolmen lay a woman, as though in careless repose. Her hair was of a deep red, falling about her shoulders like a mantle of fire. She wore a gown of green velvet that glimmered in the low light. Her arms were raised slightly, her pale hands outstretched as if to shape the air through which her song flowed.

Beside her, in the grass, was a man. He sat upon an ordinary chair, such as one might find in a parlour, though how it had come there I cannot imagine. His face was thin, his complexion ghastly pale, and his eyes fixed with an unnatural solemnity upon the strings of the harp which his hands commanded. His aspect was of one who performed not for pleasure, but by some inexorable compulsion.

The sight held me immobile. The woman’s gaze, though her eyes were half-closed in her song, seemed nevertheless to rest upon me. The harpist did not look up. The music rose, wound itself about me, and I felt my breath catch.

Then the woman ceased her singing, and the harpist let his fingers fall silent. The hush that followed was more terrible than the sound itself. Slowly, the woman turned her head. Her eyes, green as glass, clear as water, met mine.

“You hear us,” she said. Her voice was low, but carried across the distance without effort. “Most do not.”

I could not reply.

She rose then from the dolmen, her long gown trailing like mist. Yet I swear, and would swear upon any book, that the moss upon which she had lain bore no impress of her form, no trace of disturbance.

The harpist lifted his face. His expression was grave, and I observed with a start that the chair upon which he sat was sunken deep into the soil, though the ground about it was hard and dry. He struck a single string, one sharp, brittle note, and in that instant the dolmen itself seemed to shudder.

The woman advanced a step, her eyes never leaving mine. “Come closer,” she whispered. “Every ear that hears our song is chosen. We need one more voice.”

At this, some dreadful instinct awoke within me. My whole being revolted at her invitation, yet my limbs moved of their own accord, one step into the field, then another. The grass seemed higher than before, the nettles hemming me in, though I had not marked them so thickly when I entered.

I do not know how long I stood thus, poised between compulsion and terror. But suddenly a cloud passed across the setting sun, and a shadow fell. In that dimness I found strength, turned, and stumbled back through the gate to the road.

Behind me, as I fled, the music began again. This time it was sweeter, more coaxing, filled with sorrow, as though the very air grieved at my departure. Yet I did not look back. I ran until the roofs of Tullow were in sight, and the sound was lost in the ordinary bustle of the town.

When at last I returned to my lodging, I found my host waiting. He looked at me keenly and said, “So, you have been to Haroldstown.”

I could not answer him. I had no wish to speak of what I had seen, nor indeed could I have put it into plain words without doubting my own senses.

But in the nights that followed, as I lay awake in my chamber, I thought I heard, faint and far, the trembling of a harp string, and a woman’s voice calling in tones of sweetness and despair.

It is now many years since that evening. I have never returned to Haroldstown, nor do I intend to. Yet sometimes, when summer fades and the wind carries the scent of nettles and cut grass, I hear again the echo of that song. And then I wonder what would have become of me had I taken one step more, and placed my hand upon the dolmen’s cold stone.


 
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Posted by on September 29, 2025 in county carlow, dolmen

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 3

Alice in Mirrorland, 3

The path turned to tile, a stark, silent square,

And Alice found stillness where once there was care.

The White Rabbit stood, a monument of stone,

His hurried-up life forever now gone.

 

No frantic watch-checking, no flustered refrain,

Just silence and stillness and a perfect domain.

The creatures knelt down, a reverent throng,

“The still one is wise, where the movers are wrong!”

 

“A watch that ticks not is a watch that is true,”

They whisper and worship, with nothing to do.

But Alice remembers a hurried-up friend,

Whose chaos and worry had no place to end.

 

She reaches to touch him, the marble is cold,

And a story of stillness begins to unfold.

A faint, hidden tick, a twitch of the lip,

A memory stirred by a hesitant trip.

 

“He loved his own hurry, his miserable pace,”

She whispers to nothing, then flees from the place.

The whispers pursue her, a prayer in the air,

“Forever still. Forever wise. Forever stone.” They declare.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 2

Alice in Mirrorland, 2

 

A palace of sugar, a Queen of sweet smiles,

A kingdom of kindness in elegant styles.

The air smells of jam, the banners all wave,

And no one can scowl, or else they’re not brave.

 

“Be happy! Be happy!” the Queen sweetly cries,

But the smiles are stretched masks above terrified eyes.

The hedgehogs in armour stand ready to roll,

To correct a sad face, or a sigh from the soul.

 

A servant is caught with a look of dismay,

And whisked to a chamber and tickled away.

Alice forces a grin, though her insides are numb,

For kindness has turned into a prison of glum.

 

She longs for a world where a frown’s not a crime,

Where being yourself isn’t squandered on time.

For a smile that is real is a treasure, you see,

But a forced, frozen one is a form of cruelty.

 

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Alice in Mirrorland, 1

Alice in Mirrorland, 1

 

 

Alice’s heart was a drum in her chest,

As the mirror gave way to a splintering quest.

The looking-glass fractured, a web-work of pain,

And her ordinary world fell to pieces like rain.

 

A thousand bright shards, each a different design,

Held a hundred new Alices, and none of them fine.

There was one with a frown, and one with a smirk,

And one bent with years, a sinister work.

 

“Which one is me?” she cried out to the glass,

As her selfhood dissolved, a bewildering mass.

A whisper, a sneer, a laugh like a chime,

Each reflection was stealing a moment of time.

 

Then the mirror erupted, a whirlwind of might,

And carried her off in a chaos of light.

She saw her true self, a reflection so bold,

Wave goodbye as the new story, now fractured, unfolds.

 

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