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FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, that's what I say, FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, courtesy of ME, The Crazymad Writer. Stories for children and young at heart adults. And remember, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE!

Bill and Ben, flower pot men

Bill & Ben

Flower Pot men

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‘In search of lettuce’

Bill and Ben search the garden for some lettuce for Slowcoach, and Thistle tricks them.

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Posted by on May 2, 2014 in cartoon

 

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The Clangers : An Intruder!

The Clangers are peacefully building a house. We hear a whistling sound and down comes something. The Clangers run for cover. The thing is a terrestrial space-probe vehicle with large initials on it. It is a tracked vehicle with appendages. The Clangers watch it begin its investigations. It probes about, beeping and buzzing to itself. It finds a piece of local rock and produces a sort of digging device. It digs up the rock and appears to eat it. This shocks Mr. Clanger who goes out to speak to it. The space-probe does not register his existence and pushes him rudely out of the way. Mr. Clanger pushes back. Then the vehicle stops, backs away and produces a turret with an optical instrument on it and proceeds to examine Mr. Clanger with it. It approaches him and Mr. Clanger, thinking it wishes to shake hands, grasps the instrument which comes off in his hand. The space-probe goes into emergency action. Mr. Clanger tries to put back the instrument but the vehicle takes no notice. It ignites its rockets. It blasts off.

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Posted by on May 2, 2014 in humor, humour

 

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THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY

THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY

by Joseph Messick

 

Monday comes and it’s back to work,

And oh I feel so blue.

Why can’t it be Friday at five,

Oh I wish that it were true.

Tuesday comes and I’m so tired,

I think that I’m depressed.

Oh well I’ll make it some how,

At least I’ll do my best.

Wednesday comes and I see some light,

After Wednesday it’s a downhill grade.

Only two more days till Friday,

And then I’ll have it made.

Thursday comes it’s getting close,

I feel better yes I do.

Tomorrow will be Friday,

Oh Friday I love you.

Thank God it’s Friday,

Only eight more hours to go.

Thank God it’s Friday,

I believe that clock is slow.

Thank God its five o’clock Friday,

Oh joy, oh bliss divine.

No more work for two whole day’s,

It’s such a wonderful time.

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Posted by on May 2, 2014 in poems

 

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Austin Maestro

Austin Maestro 1.3 City X

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Stories for children and young at heart adults.

 
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Posted by on May 1, 2014 in Roald Dahl

 

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Guardian Angel Poem

Guardian Angels
God gave us each an angel
To watch over us with love.
They’re always carrying messages
To Him in Heaven above.

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They warn us during danger,
Encourage us to do what is right,
And will always guard and guide us,
Throughout the day and night.

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God sent them to protect us,
When crisis comes our way,
And to aid us with our problems
That we encounter every day.

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Thank You, my God in Heaven,
For our Guardian Angels dear.
They’re just a token of Your love
To help us through life’s fears.

By Shirley Hile Powell

 
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Posted by on May 1, 2014 in poems

 

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Holden Sunbird

I owned one of these a long time ago,

though mine did not have a tail gate.

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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in classic cars

 

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Stories for Children and adults by The Crazymad Writer

Perhaps the BEST children’s

stories in the world

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The Crazymad Writer

 
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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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eBooks for children by The Crazymad Writer

eBooks for children

The Crazymad Writer

 

 
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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in The new Roald Dahl

 

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I am a Mad Writer, a Crazymad Man

I am a Mad Writer, a Crazymad Man

I am a mad writer,
A craymad man
The crazymad writer,
In rural Ireland,
I live in an old shack,
Writing each day
My stories for children,
Do you want them? I say,

My eBooks are ready,
Download them today,
To your Kindles and tablets,
Then read them, I pray,

You will love them, my stories,
And read them each day,
On your Kindles and tablets,
Until night daylight it fades.

The Crazymad Writer,
Writes on and on,
For your Kindles and tablets,
Until the anon,
Now I’m going, disappearing,
Fading from sight,
Till the next time I see you,
I will bid thee goodbye.

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Happy St Patrick’s Day (in advance)

Happy St Patrick’s Day (in advance)

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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in Ireland

 

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