The Queen of Hearts,
She made some tarts,
All on a summer’s day.
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The Knave of Hearts;
Did he steal those tarts?
Did he steal them right away?
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The King of Hearts,
Called for the tarts,
And the knave, to beat, for sure.
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But the Knave of Hearts,
Got off scot free,
With Alice, amidst furor.
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(From Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World)
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Off with her head, I said, OFF, OFF, OFF!
Off with her head; put it on a block!
Swing your axe high executioner; find the true mark!
I said off with her head, now; make a start!
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Why do you want to punish her, so?
Said the King for Alice, standing below.
She is just a child; a mere wisp of a girl,
Searching for Rabbit’s house at the Top of the World.
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For a moment the Queen faltered, mulling her plan,
Then she roared, Are you mouse or a man?
Alice’s head it must fall or yours will be next!
Off with her head and don’t make a mess!
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Standing, there, listening, Alice thought she was done,
Waiting for the chopper with its final anon.
Then down from the sky an old man appeared,
Then he whisked her away; tucked under his beard!
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She won’t be chopping your head, he said with a smile,
Father Christmas, to the poor, startled child.
Let us up and away and follow our snouts,
To the Top of the World and the Rabbit’s fine house.
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Hissing her annoyance, the Queen voiced her thoughts,
Behead everyone, and then she went for a walk.
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As bonkers as conkers, that’s what I say
As bonkers as conkers, Halloween fray,
Fun times and blood times are coming, for sure,
Bonkers as conkers furor.
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HALLOWEEN
Halloween, Halloween,
It’s not the time for in between,
Heaven and earth,
Alive and bedevilled,
Choose your true tack,
Lest you are cast into Hell.
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Cast into Hell,
To rot and decay,
Along with those others,
Who strayed from the way,
The way of God’s children,
Honest and true.
Halloween time is not for the few.
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It’s not for the few,
It’s for all humankind,
While you are scaring bear that in mind,
‘Cos on the morrow, when the partying is done,
After you have chosen your tack,
And the witches are gone,
Eternity will beckon, urging you on…
To heaven knows what,.
GO: BE GONE.
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Happy Halloween.
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Stories for children and young at heart adults
by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRRGH.
I want to eat your brains,
That’s what I said,
I want to eat your brains,
Until you are dead.
I am a zombie; it’s what I do,
Eating brains all night through.
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In the morning,
When I’ m nice and full,
Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,
I will go to bed and sleep it off,
Until the evening when I’ll want some more.
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Is a nit like a gnat?
Can you wear it on your hat?
Do you pick it off a tree?
Or like a scab upon your knee?
Might you pick it like a rose?
Or can a nit grow in your nose?
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Do I stay in to pick a nit
Or go out and throw a fit?
Wait, wait! …
How do you throw a fit?
I wonder if throwing a fit
Might be like picking a nit?
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If I had the brains of Branson
His guile, ambition and throw,
I might be up there with him,
With an empire of my own,
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I might be sitting there pretty,
With the whole world at my feet,
With nothing at all to worry about,
My life would be complete.
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But I’m not up there with him,
‘Cos my vision was slightly askew,
Seeing things that bit differently,
My off was later, it’s true,
But now that I’ve seen that vision,
The route where my destiny lies,
I am catching up fast with him,
Make some room ‘cos I’ve nearly arrived!
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Today I went,
Christmas shopping,
Eyes a popping,
So much to see.
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All around me,
Things to buy,
This is now my,
Time to live.
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I make a purchase,
Then another,
It’s no wonder,
I am confused!
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Lights a sparkle,
Christmas glory,
Festive story,
All around.
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Each queue I join,
More souls to greet,
To chat and meet,
And share the time.
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When my shopping’s over,
It’s time to ponder,
The meaning of,
Christmas day.
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The Christ boy-child,
Came down to earth,
Of virgin birth,
Heralding peace and joy.
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So, do remember,
This, here, story,
Don’t be sorry,
And share your luck,
With those in need.
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Christmastime is nowhere at all,
It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.
If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,
Christmastime is nowhere at all.
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Christmastime, a time to be glad,
A time to rejoice in all that you have,
But let us remember this time of good cheer,
Is also a time to erase every fear.
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Christmastime is nowhere at all,
It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.
If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,
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Christmastime is nowhere at all.
Christmastime, it’s a time to be glad,
It a time to rejoice in all that you have,
But let us remember this time of good cheer,
Is a time to share blessings, this is my prayer.
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