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I am a Mad Writer…
I am a mad writer,
A Craymad man
The Crazymad Writer,
In rural Ireland,
I live in a shack,
Writing each day
My stories for children,
Will you read them? I say,
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My eBooks are all ready,
So download them today,
To your Kindles and tablets,
Then read them, I pray,
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You will love them, my stories,
And read them each day,
On your Kindles and tablets,
Until night daylight it fades.
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The Crazymad Writer,
Writes on and on,
For your Kindles and tablets,
Until the anon,
Now I’m going, disappearing,
Fading from sight,
Till the next time I see you,
I will bid you goodnight.
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Stories for children and young at hear adults
by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH
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99 cent eBooks you can download today.
Tales of Childhood
Tales of Childhood
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This book contains five stories, about some of the strange, oftentimes bizarre things that happened to me when I was a child. I hope you enjoying reading them as much as I did, writing and remembering them.
#1 Legs through the ceiling.
#2 The air-raid shelters
#3 Jumping down the stairs
#4 My socks that changed colour
#5 A punt on the Thames
Plus two bonus features!
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Harry Rotter: Chapter Four
Harry Rotter
Chapter Four
Secrecy, at Any Cost
Next morning, Harry, knocking softly on Box’s bedroom door, whispered, “Box, are you awake?”
“Hmm, what is it?” he sleepily replied.
“I said, are you awake?”
“What time is it?” Box asked, while rubbing his eyes.
“It’s half past six.”
“Half past six, are you sure?” Box asked, unwilling to believe that even she would consider awakening him at so early an hour. Reaching for his glasses on the bedside locker, and then grabbing hold of his watch, Box looked at it, and saw that it was indeed that time.
“Yes, I am sure of it,” said Harry, though louder this time. “Are you getting up or do I have to send off for that snake, again?”
Remembering the snake, and what it had done to him, Box jumped out of bed, and said, “I am getting up – I really am!”
CONTD
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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff
Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,
Aliens landed; that is a fact,
In the dark of the night it happened, it did,
At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.
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Half a Pound of Tuppeny Rice (Whiz-Popping)
Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of fine treacle,
Mix it up and eat it all down,
WHIZ-POPPING begins – I’m sorry!
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Up and down the city road,
To buy a box of Eno’s,
That’s the way the money goes,
WHIZ-POPPING continues – I’m sorry!
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Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of fine treacle,
I mixed it up and ate it all down,
WHIZ-POPPING persists – I’M SORRY, I REALLY AM SORRY.
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There was an Old Woman who Swallowed a Gnat!
I know an old woman, who swallowed a gnat,
What was she at, to swallow a gnat?
The silly old prat…
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I know an old woman, who swallowed a lizard,
That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.
She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,
What was she at, to swallow a gnat?
The silly old prat…
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I know an old woman, who swallowed a bat,
What a sap to swallow a bat.
She swallowed the bat to catch the lizard,
That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.
She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,
What was she at, to swallow a gnat?
The silly old prat…
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I know an old woman who swallowed a bed…
She’s dead!
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Christmas is Coming…
Christmas is Coming (the goose is getting fat)
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The Crazymad Writer Writes Again 