The Camel Who Misplaced His Hump
In a wide golden desert where the sand rolled like waves upon the sea, there lived a camel named Cedric.
Now Cedric was, in almost every way, an ordinary camel.
He had long legs.
He had long eyelashes.
He had a rather thoughtful expression.
But one morning Cedric woke up and discovered something most alarming.
His hump was gone.
Completely gone.
Cedric turned his head to the left.
No hump.
He twisted to the right.
Still no hump.
He even tried peering straight over his shoulder, which caused him to fall over sideways into the sand.
“This,” said Cedric solemnly, “is not ideal.”
A Most Peculiar Problem
Cedric wandered across the desert, asking everyone he met.
First he asked a lizard.
“Excuse me,” said Cedric politely, “have you seen a hump anywhere?”
The lizard blinked slowly.
“I’ve seen many things,” said the lizard.
“Sand. Rocks. The occasional biscuit dropped by travellers.”
“But not a hump?” asked Cedric hopefully.
“Not today,” said the lizard.
Cedric sighed.
Next he asked a desert owl who was dozing in the shade of a cactus.
“Have you seen my hump?” Cedric asked.
The owl opened one eye.
“What colour was it?” she asked.
“Sandy,” said Cedric.
The owl looked around the desert.
“Well,” she said, “that certainly narrows it down.”
The Wise Tortoise
At last Cedric met Terrence the tortoise, who was the oldest creature in the desert.
Terrence listened carefully.
“A missing hump,” said Terrence slowly.
“Hmm.”
Cedric waited nervously.
“Tell me,” said Terrence, “what were you doing yesterday?”
“Well,” said Cedric, thinking hard,
“I walked to the oasis…
I ate three palm leaves…
I had a nap…”
“And?” asked Terrence.
“I rolled down a very large sand dune,” Cedric admitted.
“Ah,” said Terrence.
The Discovery
They walked together to the dune.
And there, halfway down the slope, was the most peculiar sight.
A perfectly round hump-shaped lump in the sand.
Cedric blinked.
“That looks familiar.”
Terrence nodded.
“You appear to have left it behind.”
Cedric leaned carefully against the lump.
There was a gentle pop.
And suddenly—
boing!
His hump bounced neatly back into place.
Cedric stood up straight.
“Oh!” he said happily. “That feels much better.”
A Valuable Lesson
Cedric thanked Terrence and began walking home.
From that day onward he was very careful when rolling down sand dunes.
Because losing one’s hat is embarrassing.
Losing one’s lunch is unfortunate.
But losing one’s hump, as Cedric discovered—
Is extremely inconvenient.
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