There was a woman, so fat,
She didn’t know where she was at,
Her front and back were so round and so fat,
She looked like a ball; it’s a fact.
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AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 25, 2014 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
There was a young man called Sam,
Who decided to live in a pan,
Then one day will at home,
He was burned to the bone,
When he mother fried eggs in that pan,
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I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME
AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 25, 2014 in Aliens, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth.
Written by Pam Ayres.
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Stories for children and young at heart adults.
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I don’t care what you call me
as long as you enjoy reading my stories.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on January 21, 2014 in humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
The day the weather went mad
A day I thought I had been had,
By the weather extreme, quite obscene,
The day the weather went mad.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on January 16, 2014 in humor, humour, poems, rhyme stew
There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared,
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have built their nests in my beard!”
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 31, 2013 in humor, humour, Stories for children
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
She didn’t know what to do.
She had no idea,
How to rear them at all,
So she sent them to boarding school,
And then had a ball.
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David Walliams, I ain’t.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: Boarding school, Gingerbread, rhyme, There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown,
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the locks,
“I’ve lost my keys, my feet are cold,
THERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOCK!”
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Enid Blyton was never like this!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, Enid Blyton, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, Enid Blyton, poem, rhyme
Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Dancing round the garland,
Children all a’ starving,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Lying in our bedsteads,
Stay there till we’re all dead,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: rhyme, Ring a Ring o' Roses
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first and picked it up,
But Jill came running after.
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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,
Jack thought she was a disaster.
“You can have the pot and distemper too!”
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children's poems, funny, rhyme, the NEW Roald Dahl
There was an angry old Troll,
Who wanted to get rid of us all,
So he started to sing,
Like Des O’Connor, real mean,
And bored us to death; did that Troll.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
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