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Ireland is (sadly) a Cesspit

Ireland is a cesspit,

Mired by bankers’ waste,

Brought down by their corruption,

Destroyed – and with such haste.

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Where, oh where is the justice,

To punish these men of shame,

To make THEM pay for what they did,

Why aren’t THEY held to blame?

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Why is it us, the average man,

And woman who takes the pain?

What did WE do, to be punished so,

We are CERTAINLY not to blame.

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I think it’s all a part of some,

Big plan by those up high,

To take control of the world’s affairs,

To enslave us until we die.

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You might laugh me, and say I’m mad,

Thinking such things – and how,

But the day will come; you’ll see that I’m right,

I only wish you’d see it now.

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I say remove those jerks, those men in suits,

Each and every one,

Politicians too; they are just as bad,

Don’t rest until they are all gone.

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Let’s start a New World Order, I say,

In which we, the people, soar high,

Where we can live in peace and wealth,

Unchained from corrupt men’s lies.

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This day will come, make no mistake,

Men in suits, bereft of sense,

You will be punished, held accountable,

You’ll get your comeuppance!

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Posted by on March 12, 2014 in humor, humour, Ireland, poems

 

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There was a minister, quite bad

There was a minister, quite bad,

Who told us one day we were mad,

That we borrowed too much,

And with reality had lost touch,

I say it is he, not us, who is MAD.

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Posted by on January 16, 2014 in humor, humour, Ireland, poems

 

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Bankers, Greedy Bankers

Bankers, Greedy Bankers

Bankers, greedy bankers,

Hoist them up high,

Burn them on bonfires,

For all of their lies,

Dance around the bonfires,

Glory in their pain,

And when you have done it,

DO IT AGAIN!

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Posted by on December 30, 2013 in Ireland

 

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Ireland 1974 – Tina Reynolds – Cross your Heart (Preview Video)

Tina Reynolds – Cross your Heart

Ireland Eurovision Song Contest Entry

Look at all of the wonderful classic cars!

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Posted by on December 2, 2013 in humor, humour, Ireland

 

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Wallace & Gromit doing Christmas

Wallace & Gromit – Christmas Cardomatic

 

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Frank Kelly’s parody version of the 12 days to Christmas

I LOVE this song!!!! Christmas Countdown by Frank Kelly

 

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Greedy Bankers

Greedy Bankers (banksters)

Bankers, greedy bankers,

Hoist them up high,

Burn them on bonfires,

For all of their lies,

Dance around the bonfires,

Glory in their pain,

And when you have done it,

Do it again!

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Posted by on November 26, 2013 in Horror, humor, humour, Ireland

 

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Christmas fun reading, for sure

Stories for children and young at heart adults.

Christmas fun reading, for sure

Tales of the Extraordinary,  

The Witches,  

Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World (it’s a Christmas story),  

HARRY ROTTER (she has lost her Magical Marbles),  

Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous,  

Slug Talk,  

The Tales of Beetle About,  

Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,  

Horrible Horace,  

Stories for Boys,  

The Three Faerie Sisters,  

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,  

The Fog,  

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,  

Stewed Rhymes,  

A Beer in a Burger Bar,  

And a whole lot MORE.

 

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Oh, well… (ba-NANA-land)

Oh, well… (ba-NANA-land)

Monday morning; full of woe,

The weekend’s gone; it’s so far to go,

Until the next one, when I can live again,

Oh, well, I suppose it’s better than living in ba-NANA-land.

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Posted by on November 25, 2013 in humor, humour, Ireland, poems

 

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Bolf was a Troll; and he had a little bag

Bolf was a troll, and he had a little bag,

And he filled it up with trash, trash, trash;

Then he looked inside, and said to himself,

What a fine haul, what a stash, stash, stash.

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When he brought it home to his troll wife Joan,

And he told her to look inside, side, side,

She gazed in the bag and sang out with joy,

Such a fine stash of trash, trash, trash.

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Then they both sat down and ate the fine meal,

The very best meal they had, had, had, had.

The junk and the trash, and the tins and the crass,

Eaten with relish were soon gone, gone, gone.

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