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Alice in Wonderland with the complaining flamingo SONG

alice in wonderland with the flamingo

‘Hold still,’ Alice said to the bird,

‘Hold still,’ she insisted, ‘I must be heard!

You must strike the ball, though it hurts you so,

Hold still dear bird, then I’ll let you go’.

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‘Quark, quark!’ said bird in reply to Alice,

‘QUARK, QUARK!’ it professed with great menace.

‘I will peck you good if you do not let me go.

QUARK’, it screeched. ‘You have been warned, you know!’

*

‘Oh PLEASE give me time to play the game,

I’ll try to be gentle’, Alice so reframed.

‘And if you do happen to be injured, some,

I will tend your injuries, each and every one’.

*

‘If I agree to let you use me as a bat,’

Said the bird to Alice, and that’s a fact,

‘You must promise to pay me one bright new shilling,

Only then can you hope to ever win.’

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‘I will, I will!’ Alice cried out with joy,

‘I will pay you one shilling, and that’s no lie,’

With that she lifted the bird so high,

Struck the ball hard and the poor bird died.

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Alice in Wonderland is now on Top of the World

A brand-new story about Alice (see below).

A Christmas Alice in Wonderland story

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Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola, powerful might,
Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,
Disguised by a treat,
Sugary and sweet,
A shortcut to enlightenment,
The Cryptic Agenda decree.

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If this has you thinking,
I would like to try some of that,
Go visit their temple,
And study their track,
But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,
Lest you are drawn to its magic, and inside it are caught.

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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in coca cola, humor, humour, news, poems

 

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It’s new; COLA BLUE

Cola Blue

COLA BLUE

It’s new; COLA BLUE,
An icy mint flavor,
Made especially for you!
Are you willing, are you game,
To break the taboo,
To drink other than Coca Cola – yes you!
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Forget red and the white,
The new color is BLUE,
I knew you would do it,
You would drink COLA BLUE.
It’s cool and it’s bright,
A minty imbibe,
Drink COLA BLUE,
The sapphire delight!
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It’s new; COLA BLUE,
An icy mint flavor,
Made especially for you!
Are you willing, are you game,
To break the taboo,
To drink COLA BLUE, the icy-cold brew?
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Forget red and the white,
The new color is BLUE,
I KNEW you would do it,
You would drink COLA BLUE.
It’s cool and it’s bright,
A minty delight,
Drink COLA BLUE made especially for you.

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NO, NO, NO, not that wishy, washy green canned Coke LIFE!

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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Cola Life? Forget it!

Coke Life? Forget it!

Here is something much better – and HOTTER!

RED HOT Chilli Cola

Red-hot Chilli Cola

Hot. hot, ever so hot,
New Chilli Cola,
(It burns on the spot).
Will you dare try,
A sip of this beast?
Cola so hot, it makes your eyes weep!

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Hot, hot, ever so hot,
New Chilli Cola,
(Oh how I forgot),
EVERYTHING after that very first sip,
Faded away; it was burnt to a crisp.

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Hot, hot, ever so hot,
New Chilli Cola,
(It burns on the spot),
This is your chance,
To step up and see,
If you are tough enough,
To drink this hot treat.

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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in humor, humour, news, poems

 

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Wallace & Gromit – Fright of the Bumblebees – Movie

Wallace & Gromit – Fright of the Bumblebees – Movie

I came across this on YouTube,

and thought you would enjoy watching it.

 
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Posted by on June 4, 2014 in cartoon

 

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New BFG Film

Steven Spielberg is to go back behind the camera to direct a new film of The BFG, Roald Dahl’s much-loved children’s book about a “Big Friendly Giant”.

The Jaws and Close Encounters director will begin shooting in early 2015.

First published in 1982, the book tells of an orphaned girl named Sophie who is befriended one night by a kindly giant.

According to the Roald Dahl Literary Estate, the film will be released in 2016 to coincide with the 100th anniversary of the author’s birth.

“We are delighted that Steven Spielberg will bring his inventive genius to directing the story of The BFG,” it said in a statement.

The director will work from a screenplay by Melissa Mathison, who previously wrote the Oscar-nominated script for his 1982 hit E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

“The BFG has enchanted families and their children for more than three decades,” said Spielberg in a statement posted on the Roald Dahl website.

“We are honoured that the Roald Dahl estate has entrusted us with this classic story.”

 
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Posted by on May 29, 2014 in BFG

 

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

Although my works are primarily aimed at children adults also enjoy reading them. My works include such notables as:

Tales of the Extraordinary,

The Witches

Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World

HARRY ROTTER (as opposed to Harry Potter)

Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous

Slug Talk

The Tales of Beetle About

Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2

Horrible Horace

Stories for Boys

The Three Faerie Sisters

 A Christmas Carol Betwixt

The Fog

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff

Stewed Rhymes

A Beer in a Burger Bar

And a whole lot MORE!!!

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Fizzy Cherry Cola

Fizzy Cherry Cola

An Extraordinary Tale

I can imagine you thinking, ‘What’s so scary about ‘Fizzy Cherry Cola?’ To be truthful there is nothing scary about it, but having said that, please look carefully into the picture of the bottle before making your final assumptions…
Well, did you see anything? Did you see all those troubled souls trapped inside the bottle? Did you see the expressions on their poor, pitiful faces, knowing they have no hope of ever escaping it, that the only release they might hope for is that someone happens upon the bottle, and drinks them?
Mr Singe – Gupta – was an old man who had seen many changes over the course of his seventy-five years on this earth. When he was sixteen years of age, his family emigrated from India to the colder climes of England. Along with his parents, brothers, and sisters, Gupta began a new life in a county so different from the hot, tropical one he was used to, and so loved.
Snow; snow was one of the first things the notoriously fickle English weather hurled at the Singe family after their arrival one cold, dark, wet December day. The snow remained stubbornly on the ground until mid-February. Gupta thought it might never melt. Nineteen sixty-three will always be remembered as the year of the big freeze, a time when the whole country came to a standstill.
As the days, weeks, months and years slowly passed, the Singe family settled down well into their new life. Despite feeling homesick for the old ways and the warm sun of the tropics, the each carved out a grand new life for their growing families.
Four years after his arrival in England, Gupta met a beautiful young Indian woman called Sonita whom he fell madly in love with and then married. Two years later, after the arrival of a baby son, Gupta and his wife were about as happy and contented as they could possibly be.
Having opened a shop, a convenience store that became indispensable to the local community, Indian and English alike, Gupta worked day and night to make is a success. Life was good for the Singe family. They looked forward to a long, happy and contented life together.
One day, however, all of this changed, it changed utterly and completely, when a man – a newly arrived immigrant – entered the shop, enquiring if Gupta knew of anyone who had a room to rent.
Happy to help a fellow compatriot find his feet in a foreign land, Gupta said, “I have a flat for rent over my shop.” He pointed upward. “Mind you it is quite small.”
His eyes beaming, the man replied, “Small is okay, if I have as much room in heaven I will be so happy.”
“Would you like to see it?” Gupta asked the heavily bearded man.
“Yes, please,” he replied, offering Gupta his hand. “My name is Ali,” he said, smiling, “I am very pleased to meet you.”
Having returned the greeting, Gupta led him outside to a separate door. Turning the key, Gupta invited Ali to follow him up the narrow stairway leading to the flat.
“It is perfect,” said Ali as he wandered around the three small rooms, then back again to Gupta.
“I haven’t yet told you how much the rent is,” Gupta warned.
“How much?”
“Three pounds per week, with a month in advance.”
The smile on Ali’s face disappeared, and he said, “That much?”
“It is the going rate,” Gupta said defensively.
Buttoning his coat, Ali apologised for wasting Gupta’s time, saying, “Thank you for showing me your wonderful flat, but it is sadly more than I can afford…”
At this point Gupta felt bad, so far removed from the teachings of his religion, to help his fellow man. As they walked down the narrow stairway, Gupta thought about it some more. When they reached the bottom of the stairs, he said cheerfully, “I tell you what I will do…”
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Stories for Children and adults by The Crazymad Writer

Perhaps the BEST children’s

stories in the world

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The Crazymad Writer

 
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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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Posted by on April 25, 2014 in eBook download

 

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