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Harry Rotter: Chapter Four

Harry Rotter

Chapter Four

Secrecy, at Any Cost

Next morning, Harry, knocking softly on Box’s bedroom door, whispered, “Box, are you awake?”

“Hmm, what is it?” he sleepily replied.

“I said, are you awake?”

“What time is it?” Box asked, while rubbing his eyes.

“It’s half past six.”

“Half past six, are you sure?” Box asked, unwilling to believe that even she would consider awakening him at so early an hour. Reaching for his glasses on the bedside locker, and then grabbing hold of his watch, Box looked at it, and saw that it was indeed that time.

“Yes, I am sure of it,” said Harry, though louder this time. “Are you getting up or do I have to send off for that snake, again?”

Remembering the snake, and what it had done to him, Box jumped out of bed, and said, “I am getting up – I really am!”

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Merry Princessmas

Merry Christmas

Or should that be Merry Princessmas?

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Crazymad Writer

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Harry Rotter

Chapter One

No, Our Best China’s in There!       

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A Christmas Fairytale

A Christmas Fairytale

 Christmas Eve so still I know,

But something’s in the wind,

There’s a sense of magic about,

It’s now we need our friends.

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A Christmas Carol (a NEW one, that is)

A Christmas Carol (a NEW one, that is)

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt

Christmas: a Carol Betwixt

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I Fell into a Pothole

When I am out driving my car,

I love my car; it’s a fine old car,

I watch the road ahead,

The road ahead, for potholes ahead,

You see, I’m driving in Ireland,

A pothole place – a dangerous place!

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When I was out walking the street,

On my two feet, my own two feet,

I fell into a pothole big,

Very big – extremely big,

It broke my face, my poor old face,

It’s a shocking disgrace!

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I wrote to the Council,

And told them this, that I hurt myself,

In a pothole big – extremely big,

They said me, poor old me,

They would sell me the stuff,

The stuff, the pothole stuff,

So I could fill the pothole,

That giant big potholes

FOR THEM.

It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?

 
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Posted by on November 18, 2013 in Ireland, potholes

 

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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff

Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,

Aliens landed; that is a fact,

In the dark of the night it happened, it did,

At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.

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Boney M – Mary’s Boy Child / Oh My Lord

Boney M

 

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I believe in Father Christmas – Greg Lake

I believe in father Christmas

 

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The Chimes (A Goblin Story for Christmas) eBook

The Chimes (A Goblin Story for Christmas)

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Merry Christmas from Dalek Zeg (what did you expect, a turkey?)

Merry Christmas from Dalek Zeg

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Dalek Zeg And His Friend

 

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