Christmas is Coming (the goose is getting fat)
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Author Archives: The Crazymad Writer
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween to all of my followers
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As bonkers as conkers, that’s what I say
As bonkers as conkers, Halloween fray,
Fun times and blood times are coming, for sure,
Bonkers as conkers furor.
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HALLOWEEN
Halloween, Halloween,
It’s not the time for in between,
Heaven and earth,
Alive and bedevilled,
Choose your true tack,
Lest you are cast into Hell.
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Cast into Hell,
To rot and decay,
Along with those others,
Who strayed from the way,
The way of God’s children,
Honest and true.
Halloween time is not for the few.
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It’s not for the few,
It’s for all humankind,
While you are scaring bear that in mind,
‘Cos on the morrow, when the partying is done,
After you have chosen your tack,
And the witches are gone,
Eternity will beckon, urging you on…
To heaven knows what,.
GO: BE GONE.
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Happy Halloween.
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Stories for children and young at heart adults
by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRRGH.
I want to eat your brains
I want to eat your brains
I want to eat your brains,
That’s what I said,
I want to eat your brains,
Until you are dead.
I am a zombie; it’s what I do,
Eating brains all night through.
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In the morning,
When I’ m nice and full,
Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,
I will go to bed and sleep it off,
Until the evening when I’ll want some more.
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Is a nit like a gnat?
Is a nit like a gnat?
Can you wear it on your hat?
Do you pick it off a tree?
Or like a scab upon your knee?
Might you pick it like a rose?
Or can a nit grow in your nose?
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Do I stay in to pick a nit
Or go out and throw a fit?
Wait, wait! …
How do you throw a fit?
I wonder if throwing a fit
Might be like picking a nit?
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The Brains of Branson
The Brains of Branson
If I had the brains of Branson
His guile, ambition and throw,
I might be up there with him,
With an empire of my own,
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I might be sitting there pretty,
With the whole world at my feet,
With nothing at all to worry about,
My life would be complete.
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But I’m not up there with him,
‘Cos my vision was slightly askew,
Seeing things that bit differently,
My off was later, it’s true,
But now that I’ve seen that vision,
The route where my destiny lies,
I am catching up fast with him,
Make some room ‘cos I’ve nearly arrived!
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Christmas is Coming
Eyes a Popping
Today I went,
Christmas shopping,
Eyes a popping,
So much to see.
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All around me,
Things to buy,
This is now my,
Time to live.
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I make a purchase,
Then another,
It’s no wonder,
I am confused!
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Lights a sparkle,
Christmas glory,
Festive story,
All around.
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Each queue I join,
More souls to greet,
To chat and meet,
And share the time.
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When my shopping’s over,
It’s time to ponder,
The meaning of,
Christmas day.
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The Christ boy-child,
Came down to earth,
Of virgin birth,
Heralding peace and joy.
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So, do remember,
This, here, story,
Don’t be sorry,
And share your luck,
With those in need.
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I heard a sound by my bedside last night
I heard a sound by my bedside last night
I heard a sound by my bedside last night,
I heard a strange sound; I got such a fright.
As something passed by me deep in the night,
I heard a faint sound; did it want my poor life?
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I made not a sound; I was still, in such fright,
As I lay in bed in the deep of the night,
I could hear it close by, how I longed for the light.
What was the dark thing probing the night?
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An evil black form, a shadowy sight,
Began to rise slowly in front of my eyes.
As I lay in bed on my left-hand side,
The dark, wicked thing rose slowly into sight.
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I could move not a muscle; I was frozen in fright,
As the dark frightful vision continued in height,
Till it’s malevolent eyes were almost in sight.
Only then did I close mine, despite the dark night.
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I knew it was wicked, evil personified,
That he wanted my sight, the light of my life.
I closed my eyes; shut them tight as the night.
Evading the Grim Reaper’s deathly cold scythe.
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Finally, eventually, when I opened my eyes,
I thought it was gone, departed my side,
But it was still there, though lower this time,
Starting beginning to rise over again.
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How could I be free from the terrible beast,
That wanted my soul, my heart and my peace?
Perhaps, if I kept my eyes firmly closed,
It might give up and leave me alone.
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So I closed my eyes, though still in such fright,
And I prayed that I’d last out the night.
Although its Dark Presence was close to my brow,
I kept my eyes shut so it wouldn’t bother me now.
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The Darkness and danger passed from me that night,
It vanished, departed, left my bedside.
I rolled over, so comfy, lulled back into nod,
Till the next time it happened it was just me and my God.
A note: This really did happen
Why wait For Christmas?
This is from the story ‘Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World’
Why wait For Christmas?
Why wait for Christmas when you can have it every day,
Be it June or September, March, April or May.
The thing to remember is not the date or day,
But the feeling that goes behind it, so share it right away.
Enjoy your time for living; enjoy your time on earth,
A time for celebration, a chance to spend in mirth,
Each day will go brightly as you strike out forth,
And all of this made possible because of the virgin birth.
Oh, why wait for Christmas when you can have it every day,
Be it June or September, March, April or May.
The thing to remember is not the date or day,
But the feeling that goes behind it, so share it right away.
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Christmastime is nowhere at all
Christmastime is Nowhere at all
From the story ‘Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World’
Christmastime is nowhere at all,
It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.
If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,
Christmastime is nowhere at all.
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Christmastime, a time to be glad,
A time to rejoice in all that you have,
But let us remember this time of good cheer,
Is also a time to erase every fear.
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Christmastime is nowhere at all,
It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.
If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,
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Christmastime is nowhere at all.
Christmastime, it’s a time to be glad,
It a time to rejoice in all that you have,
But let us remember this time of good cheer,
Is a time to share blessings, this is my prayer.
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