I am man,
Born of woman; man,
I stand for all that is right,
I am man,
I fight injustice and bias,
I am man,
I will NEVER allow Neanderthals to get the upper hand,
For I am man, of woman, with woman, against Neanderthal man.
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I am man,
Born of woman; man,
I stand for all that is right,
I am man,
I fight injustice and bias,
I am man,
I will NEVER allow Neanderthals to get the upper hand,
For I am man, of woman, with woman, against Neanderthal man.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 25, 2013 in children's stories, Horror, humor, humour, poems, Scary, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
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Bolf was a troll, and he had a little bag,
And he filled it up with trash, trash, trash;
Then he looked inside, and said to himself,
What a fine haul, what a stash, stash, stash.
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When he brought it home to his troll wife Joan,
And he told her to look inside, side, side,
She gazed in the bag and sang out with joy,
Such a fine stash of trash, trash, trash.
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Then they both sat down and ate the fine meal,
The very best meal they had, had, had, had.
The junk and the trash, and the tins and the crass,
Eaten with relish were soon gone, gone, gone.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in Aliens, children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
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Old Troll Bolf was an ugly old Troll,
And an ugly old troll was he.
He called for his wife, An ugly old sight,
And he called for his children three.
Every child was an ugly young child,
And a n ugly young child was he.
There’s none so rare or can compare,
To Troll Bolf and his children, three.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 19, 2013 in children's stories, Stories for children
Tags: bolf, Bookselling, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, fairytale, Postage stamp, stories for children, troll

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Crazymad Writer
Harry Rotter
Chapter One
No, Our Best China’s in There!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 19, 2013 in Austin Princess, Christmas Stories, Harry Potter, Harry Rotter, Leyland Princess, Stories for children
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Christmas Eve so still I know,
But something’s in the wind,
There’s a sense of magic about,
It’s now we need our friends.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 19, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas Stories, Stories for children
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Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,
Aliens landed; that is a fact,
In the dark of the night it happened, it did,
At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 18, 2013 in Aliens, Doctor Who, Stories for children
Tags: aliens, Bookselling, E-book, eBook, Online Writing, Reading
Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of fine treacle,
Mix it up and eat it all down,
WHIZ-POPPING begins – I’m sorry!
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Up and down the city road,
To buy a box of Eno’s,
That’s the way the money goes,
WHIZ-POPPING continues – I’m sorry!
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Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of fine treacle,
I mixed it up and ate it all down,
WHIZ-POPPING persists – I’M SORRY, I REALLY AM SORRY.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 1, 2013 in Stories for children
Tags: Bookselling, E-book, ebooks, whiz-popping
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 1, 2013 in Christmas, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Bookselling, Christmas, E-book, ebooks, Holidays, Reading, roald dahl, witches

I want to eat your brains,
That’s what I said,
I want to eat your brains,
Until you are dead.
I am a zombie; it’s what I do,
Eating brains all night through.
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In the morning,
When I’ m nice and full,
Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,
I will go to bed and sleep it off,
Until the evening when I’ll want some more.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 29, 2013 in Halloween, Horror, Stories for children
Tags: Bookselling, brains, E-book, ebooks, Halloween, horror, scary, witches
If I had the brains of Branson
His guile, ambition and throw,
I might be up there with him,
With an empire of my own,
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I might be sitting there pretty,
With the whole world at my feet,
With nothing at all to worry about,
My life would be complete.
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But I’m not up there with him,
‘Cos my vision was slightly askew,
Seeing things that bit differently,
My off was later, it’s true,
But now that I’ve seen that vision,
The route where my destiny lies,
I am catching up fast with him,
Make some room ‘cos I’ve nearly arrived!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 24, 2013 in Stories for children
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