There was a minister, quite bad,
Who told us one day we were mad,
That we borrowed too much,
And with reality had lost touch,
I say it is he, not us, who is MAD.
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There was a minister, quite bad,
Who told us one day we were mad,
That we borrowed too much,
And with reality had lost touch,
I say it is he, not us, who is MAD.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on January 16, 2014 in humor, humour, Ireland, poems

Bankers, greedy bankers,
Hoist them up high,
Burn them on bonfires,
For all of their lies,
Dance around the bonfires,
Glory in their pain,
And when you have done it,
DO IT AGAIN!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 30, 2013 in Ireland
Tags: bankers, banksters, corruption, fat cats, greed, greedy bankers, Ireland, NAMA, new world order
Look at all of the wonderful classic cars!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 2, 2013 in humor, humour, Ireland
Tags: 1974, classic cars, eurovision song contest, Ireland
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 2, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, Horror, humor, Ireland
Tags: wallace and gromit
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 1, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas songs, humor, humour, Ireland, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: christmas song, Father Ted, Frank Kelly, pear tree, the twelve days of Christmas

Bankers, greedy bankers,
Hoist them up high,
Burn them on bonfires,
For all of their lies,
Dance around the bonfires,
Glory in their pain,
And when you have done it,
Do it again!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 26, 2013 in Horror, humor, humour, Ireland
Tags: bankers, banksters, corruption, failure, fat cats, greedy bankers, Ireland, NAMA
Tales of the Extraordinary,
The Witches,
Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World (it’s a Christmas story),
HARRY ROTTER (she has lost her Magical Marbles),
Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous,
Slug Talk,
The Tales of Beetle About,
Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,
Horrible Horace,
Stories for Boys,
The Three Faerie Sisters,
Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,
The Fog,
Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,
Stewed Rhymes,
A Beer in a Burger Bar,
And a whole lot MORE.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 25, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Ireland, John Lewis, Lewis Carroll, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, Tales of Childhood, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Alice, Burger Bar, Christmas, harry rotter, Holiday, Literature, witches, Wonderland

Monday morning; full of woe,
The weekend’s gone; it’s so far to go,
Until the next one, when I can live again,
Oh, well, I suppose it’s better than living in ba-NANA-land.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 25, 2013 in humor, humour, Ireland, poems
Tags: corruption, emigration, failure, Ireland
Bolf was a troll, and he had a little bag,
And he filled it up with trash, trash, trash;
Then he looked inside, and said to himself,
What a fine haul, what a stash, stash, stash.
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When he brought it home to his troll wife Joan,
And he told her to look inside, side, side,
She gazed in the bag and sang out with joy,
Such a fine stash of trash, trash, trash.
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Then they both sat down and ate the fine meal,
The very best meal they had, had, had, had.
The junk and the trash, and the tins and the crass,
Eaten with relish were soon gone, gone, gone.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in Aliens, children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Bookselling, download, E-book, ebooks, eBooks for children, fairytale, stories for children, the NEW Roald Dahl
There was an angry old Troll,
Who wanted to get rid of us all,
So he started to sing,
Like Des O’Connor, real mean,
And bored us to death; did that Troll.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
